SILVERWARE D SILVERWARE DRAWER AND THANKS ALL OF HIS SPOONS FOR THEIR SERVICE. IT’S ALSO THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE WORLD WORLDWIDE WEB. IN 1992, IN 1989, THERE WERE PRESCIENT PEOPLE WHO HAD AN EYE ON THE FUTURE FOR US.>>HI, I’M BOB SAGET. DANNY TANNER FROM ABC’S “FULL HOUSE”. AND I’M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE WORLDWIDE WEB. SURFIN’ THE WEB. THINK ABOUT IT AS A MAILBOX ON YOUR DESK. ANY LETTER OR PACKAGE THAT YOU WANT DELIVERED DIRECTLY TO YOU. IN JUST 48 MINUTES. THE WORLDWIDE WEB IS A MAGICAL WAY TO SHARE IDEAS. IT’S ALSO SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMEONE [ BLEEP ] A HORSE? YOU WILL ON THE WORLDWIDE WEB. YOU KNOW WHEN THE MAGNA CARTA WAS SIGNED OR WHAT THAT WEIRD RASH IS ON YOUR BALLS? JUST ASK THE WEB. ALL THE ANSWERS ARE RIGHT HERE. LIKE YOUR OWN LIBRARY IN THE SKY. HUH. 12:15 AND CHLAMYDIA. ON THE WORLDWIDE WEB, LITERALLY ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MIGHT BE ON IT. WHO KNOWS. MAYBE EVEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. THE FUTURE IS AT OUR FINGERTIPS WITH THE WORLDWIDE WEB. TAKE IT FROM ME, BOB SAGET. YOU CAN BET ON THE NET. I GOTTA RUN. THIS HOURS AIN’T GOING TO MASTURBATE TO ITSELF.

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