FOR A FIRST DATE IT DOESN’T GET MORE ROMANTIC THAN THAT. TRUMP FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER TWEETED ABOUT STORMY DANIELS. AFTER STORMY AND HER LAWYER RELEASED A SKETCH ARTIST RENDERING OF THE THUG SHE SAYS TRIED TO SCARE HER. TRUMP RETWEETED THIS PHOTO COMPARISON THAT INSINUATED THE GUY IN THE SKETCH WAS HER OWN HUSBAND. HE WROTE, A SKETCH YEARS LATER ABOUT A NONEXISTENT MAN, A TOTAL CON JOB, PLAYING THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA FOR FOOLS BUT THEY KNOW IT. TURNS OUT THIS MEME CAME FROM A SUPPORTER OF HIS IN SCOLD, SHANNA FOX, SHE’S A FANATICAL TRUMP FAN. BELIEVE IT OR NOT SHE IS ACTUALLY GUILTY OF A CON JOB HEARD. LAST YEAR SHE WAS CONVICTED OF STEALING MONEY FROM HER CHURCH CHOIR TO PAY FOR A TRIP TO MEET TRUMP IN NEW YORK. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THIS IS WHO HE’S RETWEETING. SOMEONE HE SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST. EVEN THE IDEA THAT TRUMP IS SCROLLING — THE PRESIDENT IS SCROLLING THROUGH TWITTER LOOKING FOR THINGS TO RETWEET IS NUTS. IT IS ABSOLUTELY NUTS. REPORTEDLY HIS ADVISERS TRIED TO CONVINCE HIM THAT HE WOULD ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE IF HE ADDRESSED THIS ON TWITTER. BUT YOU KNOW THAT’S LIKE TELLING A 4-YEAR-OLD WITH A SQUIRT GUN NOT TO SHOOT YOU WITH IT. YOU’RE GOING TO GET WET. SO HE TWEETED AND HE CALLED IT FAKE NEWS WHICH IS HIS THING. TRUMP SEEMS TO BE CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT IS AND ISN’T FAKE NEWS. TO HELP OUT, BECAUSE WE’RE ALL ABOUT HELPING OUT HERE AT THE SHOW. WE ASKED A THIRD GRADER — [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE ASKED A LOCAL THIRD GRADER NAMED NOAH TO BREAK IT DOWN FOR THE PRESIDENT IN A VERY SIMPLE WAY.>>HI, MR. PRESIDENT. TODAY I’M GOING TO EXPLAIN FAKE NEWS. BECAUSE IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. SO WHAT IS IT? WELL, THE DICTIONARY DEFINES “FAKE” AS “A THING THAT IS NOT GENUINE, A FORGERY OR SHAM.” SO FAKE NEWS IS A NEWS STORY THAT IS INTENTIONALLY FABRICATED AND PRESENTED AS IF IT WERE REAL NEWS. GET IT? FOR EXAMPLE, THIS HEADLINE WAS WIDELY SHARED ON FACEBOOK. “CINNAMON ROLL CAN EXPLODES INSIDE MAN’S BUTT DURING SHOPLIFTING INCIDENT.” THAT’S FUNNY BUT IT’S FAKE. AND EVEN THOUGH IT’S FAKE, THIS ARTICLE WAS SHARED 765,000 TIMES. THAT’S A LOT OF TIMES. UNFORTUNATELY, A LOT OF THE FAKE NEWS ARTICLES MISLED PEOPLE ABOUT IMPORTANT SUBJECTS. LIKE REPORTING THAT THE POPE ENDORSED YOU. OR THAT ISIS TOLD MUSLIMS TO VOTE FOR HILLARY. THAT’S FAKE NEWS. BUT THIS, DON’T LET THE FAKE NEWS TELL YOU THAT THERE’S BIG INFIGHTING IN THE TRUMP ADMIN, WE ARE GETTING ALONG GREAT AND GETTING MAJOR THINGS DONE. IT’S NOT FAKE NEWS, MR. PRESIDENT. IT’S REAL NEWS THAT YOU DISAGREE WITH. THAT’S THE IMPORTANT DIFFERENCE. BECAUSE WHEN YOU CALL REAL NEWS FAKE, YOU UNDERMINE PEOPLE’S TRUST IN THE FREE PRESS TO KEEP US INFORMED. THANKS FOR LISTENING. LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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  1. In other news….

    GENEVA – (AP) A group of Toxic MAGAtardTrumptrollian Trogs have stormed the award ceremonies for the Nobel Prize for Mathematics shouting "Fake Math!"

    A spokesperson for the Nobel Committee told reporters, "We were expecting this to eventually happen. It was just a matter of time before some of these imbeciles saved up enough money to fly to Geneva. We're actually somewhat amazed that they were able to deal with all the nuances and logistics of international travel, considering that most of them appear to be too mean and stupid to pour piss out of a boot, even when the instructions are written on the heel."

    " Not surprisingly, the spokesperson continued, " a group of people for whom hate, irrationality, paranoia & thinking with one's adrenals are pimped as 'values.' have no use for math, science,…or anything resembling truth or decency for that matter. "
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    WASHINGTON, DC (AP) – Scientists at the Genetic Studies Center of the National Institute of Health (NIH) have put out a call for Trump voters to participate in a short term laboratory study and research program.

    According to a NIH press release, the purpose of project is to determine if people who continue to support a Bloviating Bag of Ass Wind actually represent the "genetic cul de sac of western civilization."
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  2. so you got some kid to read lines an talking about trump. americas stock market has increased to 25,000 from 18,000 during obama administration, also democrates nearly doubled our national debt in 8 years, also sold half of our uranium to the russians thats used in nuclear bombs what happen to the money why was it so hush hush.

  3. None of the outlets presented at the end are genuine news. Let’s see this genius try to defend CNN against David Carbone’s defamation lawsuit against them. At least CNN used to be good at hiding its bias 20 years ago; MSNBC never did. ABC promotes mental illness and harmful behavior to children, and The New York Times has refused to fire white genocide advocate Sarah Jeong. There is a reason that we don’t let children vote, drive, or do anything that could endanger others. They are too easily manipulated by whoever is near them.

  4. Those are all fake news I don’t watch Fox News I know that’s fake news but so is cnn New York Times Washington post msnbc there all fake news

  5. CNN, MSNBC, The New York Times are all fake news with a heavy leftist agenda. This can be proven by what they DON'T report as well as the spins they put on what they do report. Such as the recent mass shootings in El Paso, Tx, and Dayton, Ohio. All these mainstream news outlets continue to blame Trump, even though their Manifestos clearly state that they were Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren supporters, respectively. They DIDN'T tell you that. The reasons they didn't were to aid I ushing in Medicare for All in Dayton (leftist viewpoint) and to preserve the environment in El Paso (also leftist viewpoint). But they zoom in on the "hispanic invasion" part of the El Paso shooter, ignoring the part where he said his views on that long predated Trump. As well as the fact that AOC wasn't criticized at all by these same media outlets when a member of Antifa tried to bomb an Ice detention facility because he said that they were "concentration camps". No one thought they were concentration camps until SHE said it.

    I'm not saying to place blame at Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, or AOC. Because they had nothing to do with it either. These were the acts of demented individuals. But we have to recognize that the blame lies at the feet of the perp, no one else. So any organization that places blame for domestic terrorism on anyone other than the actual perpetrators are, even by this definition, fake news.

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