WHILE TRUMP WAITS FOR SOMEONE TO
CONVERT THE MUELLER REPORT INTO A FINGER-PUPPET SHOW, HE’S
KEEPING HIS THUMBS OCCUPIED, TWEETING ABOUT VERMONT SENATOR
AND MAN ASKING WHAT PARTY PEOPLE SAY, BERNIE SANDERS. SANDERS DID A TOWN HALL ON
MONDAY NIGHT ON FOX NEWS, WHICH LEFT TRUMP FEELING BERNED. “SO WEIRD TO WATCH CRAZY BERNIE
ON @FOXNEWS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, @BRETBAIER AND
THE “AUDIENCE” WAS SO SMILEY AND NICE. VERY STRANGE, AND NOW WE HAVE
@DONNABRAZILE?” “WE?”
MR. PRESIDENT, ON BEHALF OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, LET ME REMIND
YOU, YOU DON’T WORK FOR FOX NEWS. THEY WORK FOR YOU. ( LAUGHTER )
AND TRUMP WASN’T– ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪ AND TRUMP WASN’T DONE STEWING
ABOUT BERNIE: “MANY TRUMP FANS & SIGNS WERE
OUTSIDE OF THE @FOXNEWS STUDIO LAST NIGHT IN THE NOW
THRIVING– THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP– BETHLEHEM, PENNSYLVANIA,
FOR THE INTERVIEW WITH CRAZY BERNIE SANDERS. BIG COMPLAINTS ABOUT NOT BEING
LET IN– STUFFED WITH BERNIE SUPPORTERS. WHAT’S WITH @FOXNEWS?”
YES, YOU ARE RIGHT, YOU HEARD THAT CORRECTLY,
HE THANKED HIMSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS OWN TWEET. BUT IT’S ACTUALLY SHORTER THAN
HIS ORIGINAL DRAFT: “MANY TRUMP FANS & SIGNS WERE
OUTSIDE OF THE @FOXNEWS STUDIO LAST NIGHT IN THE NOW THRIVING–
THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP. YOU’RE WELCOME,
OH, IT WAS MY PLEASURE, YOU’RE VERY HANDSOME. THANK YOU, YOU’RE QUITE A LOOKER
YOURSELF. WANNA GET OUT OF HERE? I THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER ASK.” NOW, THEN–
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SHOULD DO THE… YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. THEN LAST NIGHT, TRUMP TWEETED:
“I BELIEVE IT WILL BE CRAZY BERNIE SANDERS VS. SLEEPY JOE
BIDEN AS THE TWO FINALISTS TO RUN AGAINST MAYBE THE BEST
ECONOMY IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY– AND MANY OTHER GREAT
I LOOK FORWARD TO FACING WHOEVER IT MAY BE. MAY GOD REST THEIR SOUL!”
MAY GOD REST THEIR SOUL? THAT IS– OH, LORD, IS THAT– IS
HE GOING TO CAMPAIGN THEM TO DEATH? ( LAUGHTER )
I MEAN, SIR, WE’LL LET YOU GET AWAY WITH “LOCK HER UP,” BUT I
DRAW THE LINE AT “DIG THE GRAVE! DIG THE GRAVE!”
WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. THE CAST OF THE AVENGERS WILL BE
ANSWERING OUR HARD-HITTING QUESTIONS. BUT WHEN WE RETURN, AN EXCLUSIVE
INTERVIEW WITH STEPHEN MILLER. STICK AROUND.

100 thoughts on “Donald Trump Calls Fox News ‘We’”

  1. Best econo- 45, you fucked the economy so badly that you had to pay it 135,000 dollars to keep it from telling Melania.

  2. I'm gonna start rating shows and news segments with a system called
    STT – Start to Trump

    It will be measured in seconds – from start of the video or segment to the host, or anchor or whatever robot they're paying millions of dollars to regurgitate the same BS the other guys/gal/robots are, mentioning trump.


    STT: 2
    the higher the number
    The better the score.

    Sorry, Preppy The Yuppie Sailboat Captain but that's a low AF STT

  3. What and where tf is betheleham im in PA but philly and sometimes when you pass like lansdale ig it feels like a different world filled with poor versions of trump and like refrigerators on lawns in spite of golf carts on fields

  4. Is it "not surprising" or is it strange? I know the two aren't completely exclusive, but I'm getting mixed messages.

  5. I am sorry for you american peoples and peoples from the world except from Israel, but Donald Trump will be reelected for 4 more years.

  6. It really needs to be made illegal for politicians to spout such blatantly obvious lies.

    "The best economy in the history of our country" Anyone who actually believes this should be immediately euthanized as they are too stupid to live.

  7. I am sorry if this hurts anyone, but those twitter messages are not worthy of a president of any country, they sound like they were written by a very poorly stimulated teenager who is addicted to watching TV!!!; if this man represents the people of the USA, what does he reflect upon that nation? I would be ashamed if I were a citizen of US.

  8. anyone else think it might be time for an India/Pakistan split of the US? Republicans get their own walled off country, Democrats their own. Lets see how long the Republican side survives without immigrant doctors and businessmen and programmers.

  9. Bernie = Loss in 2020. PLEEEEEZE, somebody convince this guy not to run. Don't need an 80 year old in White House.

  10. Sad thing, not surprising anymore. If you lower your standards then can't be upset can you. I already know and have come to terms he is retarded and beyond stupid. How and why is it still surprising to you all.

  11. But Fox is gradually turning their backs on him for they are FINALLY seeing the light to Trump and his troops lies.

  12. nope, Mayor pete is going to win the nomination! Hes surging in the polls, has the resume and is just simply an honest intelligent man with the cherry on top of him being gay for the PC people.

  13. 'We', indeed. Page 271, reference 373 of the Mueller report details the Trump administration's ability to modify reports by the Fox Business Network, basically confirming them as state run propaganda.

  14. And the entire MSM shills for the DNC AND are accomplices and cheerleaders at the attempted Coup. You are THE ENEMY OF THE U.S.

  15. And the entire MSM shills for the DNC AND are accomplices and cheerleaders at the attempted Coup. You are THE ENEMY OF THE U.S.

  16. Hey Steve I love your show keep it up.
    But please work then post I hate watching reruns and old posts!!!
    Just keep it in mind if you go on vacation then so should your show!
    It’s not just you it’s all the shows and the same with them!!!
    Thank you

  17. I listen to Fox news podcast "fair and balanced", and from comparison to other podcasts I listen to, they are (Im in Australia and don't have any other contact with their network). They went out of their way to promote Bernie Sanders town hall meeting. They give equal time to both sides of US political positions, and, often, I would say, even balance in favour to democrat side…

  18. A kakistocracy is a system of government which is run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens. The word was coined as early as the seventeenth century.

  19. Thats not what he meant when he said "we". He was just using the phrase "now we have" to mean someone suddenly appears. We is the viewer.

  20. My daughter came home crying because a girl was calling her names at school. Turns out people like this are called bullies.

  21. Ok what else is new ? Sanders and Joe , will prop up a candidate that won't starve the poor elderly and sick people . yes the economy is booming ! And the profiteers are makeing out BIG . NOT THE MIDDEL CLASS At least not for long…

  22. No. that sounds about right. Fox News IS President Trump. And this fake news "empire"is going to be exposed bigly – the Mueller report and all the previous indictments are just the tipping point.

  23. Megalomania – his narcissism is so profound and extreme we should again use an older defining criteria that somehow is more descriptive of his psychological malady. Megalomania is a delusional mental illness that is marked by feelings of personal omnipotence and grandeur.

    In fact webster does a better job of defining megalomania than they do defining American politics. FYI: politics was once defined as "Ideals in Social Organization." How would you define American Politics today?

  24. Trump thanked himself for hiring the protesters, remember that the group of diversity is paid background.🤔

  25. Hell will seem like heaven when your only friends in life were Fox, blow up doll Conny, lying Hucky and a racist Robot… So sad.

  26. The ROYAL WE????
    Speaking of wee, If there truly is a PEE PEE tape involving Donald Trump out there, would anybody really give a 💩??!!!!
    Seriously, With all we know about him….the tape would just be the golden sprinkles on what is already a gigantic Cleveland steamer that is Donald J Trump

  27. I just have to thank all the people that didn't like trump but decided that someone else will do their job for them and didn't go vote…..thanks to you LAZY TARDS WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS GUY EVERYDAY

  28. "Mr. President, on behalf of the American people, let me remind you that you don't work for Fox News — THEY work for YOU."

  29. If Trump actually believes in a god he better PRAY Bernie does not become the democrat nominee. A TON of Bernie supporters voted Trump simply to spite Hillary for stealing the spot from him. If Bernie gets the spot this time Trump will see a decent part of his numbers from last election leave him.

  30. Trump is so stupid… We all know when people gets to him when he starts with with the name calling… He is such a bully he can't help himself…

  31. I do love Colbert's impression of Trump. He captures the cavalier, sniffy jerk attitude so well. * But I really don't think Trump understands what being President is supposed to mean; once you're in office, you should not be actively one-sided, especially not campaigning against over half the POPULACE, simply because they do not support your agenda. The rejection of government and of "politicians" has come to mean that a man is in a role he does not even remotely understand, doing a job which he has no real interest in doing. Unbelievable.

  32. President douchebag is SCARED, of losing State News TV. Without them, he's just a shill. Time to take out the trash. Orange, nasty, disgusting….

  33. DONALD TRUMP WANTS TO WIN 2020 TO AVOID PRISON! THAT'S NOT A CANDIDATE, THAT'S A FUGITIVE! ~ GOD DAMN!! THAT'S A GOOD POINT!
    WTF ~ Isn't Donald Trump an employee of the United States, and not a King. Donald Trump must comply or get shown the door! ~ Congress must make an example of him!
    Donald Trump should be barred / blacklisted from running for president again. He has proven to be lawless, unconstitutional, a racist, profiteering, and has told more than 7,000 lies to the American people and he operates as president in secret, meeting in secret with our adversaries. Donald Trump is no good for America. Did I mention he has an excessive amount of criminal court cases pending. Donald Trump's only interest in being President is to shield himself from legal Jeopardy, running from the law. If America has any common sense and vetting, Donald Trump must be denied to run in 2020.

  34. And fox commentators said that they would be asking you about your tax returns during the Bernie Town Hall. So what's up Fox, so what's up Trump. Bernie released 10 years of his tax returns.

  35. So weird to watch Crazy donny making fun of Bernie Sanders on @FAWKS"news." Not surprisingly @MAGAts think I am Christ-incarnate despite having sex with porn stars while married. Very strange, and now we have @donaldtrump'stinypenis? Sad.

  36. Trump thanking himself in his own tweet is even more proof that we have ERIC CARTMAN in the WH. Seriously, it used to be that the only way to experience this kind of delusional egotism was to watch South Park…go home, reality, you're drunk.

  37. Maybe trump as once again lost it. And he forgot about the 15 other candidates as well. Like senator Kamala Harris will be the nominee. She can beat trump.

  38. Trump works for Fox News…but They only sometimes work for Trump. How dare they host a town hall with Bernie Sanders!

  39. CBS executives are nothing but a bunch of hate mongers… Make America hate again… The Colbert Show proves the liberal agenda… Liberals stand for everything that is evil and wrong with this country… The violent crime in their Sanctuary cities is Poetic Justice

  40. This isn't the part of the movie where nobody notices Skinheads are phone canvasing for a candidate, or where they also don't know that renting Dahmer's former house for a convention is offensive to victims rights groups is it? I saw that movie – it almost killed me.

  41. The “now thriving Bethlehem Pennsylvania “?? Dude, that’s just miles from me. I was there yesterday. Thriving?? Ha ha ha ha ha ha

  42. This is not a fake news. A lot of american guys have a problem with
    their sexuality. or have bad results at school It is why they play
    football, join the us army or the bikers, commit suicides or mass
    murders in the public schools with Donald Trump's approval. They like to
    be constantly in the presence of other guys. What do they prefer ? : to
    be in a submarine 🙂 this is the best place if they have to choose.
    During this time, their women have met me and we spent a good time
    together 🙂 than you US soldiers for all these presents.

  43. This is not a fake news. A lot of american guys have a problem with
    their sexuality. or have bad results at school It is why they play
    football, join the us army or the bikers, commit suicides or mass
    murders in the public schools with Donald Trump's approval. They like to
    be constantly in the presence of other guys. What do they prefer ? : to
    be in a submarine 🙂 this is the best place if they have to choose.
    During this time, their women have met me and we spent a good time
    together 🙂 than you US soldiers for all these presents.

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