[CHEERING] WHAT A TERRIBLE WEEK TO BE A NORMAL DEMOCRAT. [LAUGHTER] YOU HAVE 20 CHOICES AND NONE OF THEM MAKE ANY SENSE. THEY ARE EITHER CRAZY OR BORING. THAT IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE. FIRST CRAZY, STEAMING HOT BAG OF IT. [LAUGHTER] [SPEAKING IN SPANISH]>>THE EQUALITY ACT.>>CHANGE ARRAY 20th, SAY ADIOS TO DONALD TRUMP.>>I DON’T THINK SO. UPSET, AT LEAST THE COUNTRY PROFESSIONALS ARE BREATHING A SIGH OF GRIEF WE HAVE THEM ALL IN ONE PLACE. [LAUGHTER] MY FAVORITE NOT CAKE, THIS BEAUTIFUL NOT CAKE.>>PRIME MINISTER, HUMBLE, IT’S THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD FOR A CHILD TO GROW UP. THE U.S. IS GOING TO BE THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD. ONE OF MY FIRST PHONE CALLS, WE WILL SAY WE ARE BACK, MR. PRESIDENT, IF YOU’RE LISTENING. HEAR ME PLEASE. ONLY LOVE CAN CAST THAT UP. SO I HAVE A FEELING YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING. I’M GOING TO HARNESS LOVE FOR POLITICAL PURPOSES.>>SHE IS CAPTIVATING. [LAUGHTER] I THINK SHE MIGHT HOLD YOU CAPTIVE. [LAUGHTER] SHE’S LIKE THE OLDER SUSPECT FROM A 1989 EPISODE. CELEBRITY PSYCHIC WHO MAY HAVE KILLED HER YOUNG. THE TITLE OF THE EPISODE, GAME,, MURDER. [LAUGHTER] BUT I LOVE HER. EVERY TIME SHE TALKED, I FELT LIKE I WAS BATHING IN WARM CRAZY. [LAUGHTER] LOUD CRAZY, UNLIKE THIS FELLOW.>>WE WILL HAVE MEDICARE FOR AL ALL, TENS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE STAND OFF AND COUNT THE INSURANCE POLICIES AND COMPANIES THAT THEIR DAY IS GONE.>>HE’S A CROOK. THE GUYS DEMANDING MORE SALAD. [LAUGHTER] BUT BIDEN DIDN’T FARE WELL EITHER.>>I AGREE EVERYBODY ONCE A TRANSITION, MY TIME IS UP. I’M SORRY. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE]>>YOU DON’T WANT TO SAY WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP. [LAUGHTER] YOU MIGHT AS WELL SAY HEY, CAN I GO HOME NOW? HE HAD ONE GREAT MOMENT, WHICH WE PLAYED ON A LOOP FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT. I LOVE THIS. THIS IS GOOD. [LAUGHTER] IT’S LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY INVADED HIS SPACE FOR ONCE. [LAUGHTER]>>I’D VOTE FOR HIM JUST FOR THAT LOOK.>>COREY GOT THE MOST AIRTIME AND HE STUNK. THE LESSON LIKE CHILDREN, SEEN AND NOT HEARD BECAUSE IT’S ALWAYS CRAZY. BUT WHEN THEY WERE NOT NUTS, THEY WERE BORN. FIRST DEBATE ABOUT ENERGY OF COMPETITIVE GARDENING. [LAUGHTER] SLEW OF CLONED ROBOTS TRYING THEIR BEST TO APPEAR HUMAN. THEY KEPT ASKING PEOPLE TO RAISE THEIR HANDS LIKE THIS. WHO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER USING THE RESTROOM? [LAUGHTER] HOW BORING WAS WEDNESDAY? ON A SCALE FROM ONE BEING SOCCER TO TEN BEING SOCCER, WEDNESDAY WAS AN 11. WHO DO YOU BLAME? TRUMP. SIMPLY BY EXISTING, TRUMP MADE POLITICIANS PAINFULLY PREDICTABLE. TRUMP REMADE POLITICS BY NOT BEING A POLITICIAN. WHICH IS WHY IS BATCH, THEY ALL SOUND ALIKE. THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM. THEY ARE REPRODUCING LIKE GREMLINS. IT’S HARD TO KEEP TRACK. IF ONLY THERE WERE A DRUG. ♪♪ TERRIBLE. TOO MANY CANDIDATES AND THEY ALL SOUND THE SAME.>>YOU AGAIN. ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE CRAZY DRUGS?>>NOT AT ALL. I’M TRYING TO OPEN YOUR MIND. ALL NATURAL AND FROM THE EARTH. WHAT YOU SAY? YOU SHOT?>>ALL RIGHT, HOW’S IT WORK?>>REVOLUTIONARY NEW DRUG –>>YOU JUST SAID IT WASN’T A DRUG.>>TOO LATE NOW, WE ARE ALREADY IN THE ANIMATION PART. IT TAKES THE GENETIC CODE OF ALL THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES INTO A SINGLE PILL. INSTEAD OF HEARING 23 PEOPLE, IT’S A SINGLE VOICE THAT SUMS UP IN A FEW SECONDS. [LAUGHTER]>>SO PATHETIC. BUT ALSO WORSE.>>YEP, THAT’S THE IDEA. NOW I KNOW WHY IT CAN’T OUT FOR THESE PEOPLE. THANKS.>>JUST DON’T TAKE IT A SECOND TIME.>>WHY? WHAT HAPPENS?>>TIMES. INTO THE VERY THIN SHELL OF ATMOSPHERE SURROUNDING OUR PLANETS. AS IF IT’S AN OPEN SEWER. [LAUGHTER]>>ALL RIGHT, I WON’T TAKE IT A SECOND TIME. THANKS FOR THE WARNING. [CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]>>LET’S WELCOME TONIGHT’S GUESTS. HE BANGED OUT MORE THAN AN AUTO BODY SHOP. THE CHANNEL OF PEACE. IT SOUNDS NICE. ACTOR DANIEL. [CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] FLATTER THAN CANDACE. [APPLAUSE] DEEPER THAN HER VOICE. HERE IS CAP. [CHEERING] HE NEEDS TO GET HIS HEADS OUT OF THE CLOUDS. [CHEERING] DAN, YOU WATCHED THESE DEBATES, RIGHT?>>NO. [LAUGHTER] PAYMENT-AN ACTOR FOR 45 YEARS, YOU DON’T WATCH THE REHEARSAL. NO, HE WATCH THE SHOW. I’LL WATCH WHEN I PUT IN THE LEAD ACTRESS.>>WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE CLIPS?>>THE CLIPS ARE EXTRAORDINARILY ENTERTAINING. I JUST DON’T THINK IT’S THE SHOW YET. WE’RE LIKE IN POKEY G. WHEN IT COMES TO WASHINGTON, THEN YOU WATCH THE SHOW. THAT IS MY FEELING.>>I DISAGREE. MORGAN WILLIAMSON IS NOT THE NEXT PRESIDENT? [LAUGHTER]>>I WOULD THANK YOU ARE A GUY WHO LOVES LOVE, A UNICORN. YOU SHOULD BE IN LOVE WITH HER. PERFECT FOR YOU.>>SOMETIMES I’VE EVEN PAID FOR IT. [LAUGHTER] THAT CAME OUT WRONG.>>WE’VE ALL PAID FOR IT IN SOME WAY.>>THAT’S TRUE. [LAUGHTER] I JUST SPIT ON MYSELF. PICK WHOEVER YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT.>>OH BOY. THE ENTIRE FIELD WAS KIND OF BUNKERS. WHOLE LIFE TO THE 2016 FOR THE DEMOCRATS IS LIKE HEY, WE DIDN’T CONNECT WITH THE WORKING PEOPLE, REGULAR FOLKS IN AMERICA. SO NOW, WE JUST NEED A BUNCH OF COMMUNISTS. [LAUGHTER] TOTAL INSANITY. THE DEBATE STARTED, MARIAN WAS LIKE WHO IS THIS WACKO? SHE HAD SOME BETTER POINTS. [LAUGHTER] I LIKED THE IDEA OF HER BEING PRESIDENT. THE DEPARTMENT OF CHAKRAS. [LAUGHTER] I THINK IT’S FUN.>>WE BEGIN WITH BOMBING CRYSTALS. [LAUGHTER]>>WITH THE TAROT CARDS. WHAT WE DO HERE?>>DEMANDS TO KNOW EVERYBODY’S SIGNS. I THINK YOU ARE WITH ME ON WILLIAMSON.>>OH YEAH, WHAT’S YOUR PLAN FOR THIS? SHE’S LIKE, LOVE. [LAUGHTER] THE PLAN IS LOVE. WHICH SOUNDS SO NICE. I REALLY WISH THAT WERE THE CASE. THE HARDER YOU LOVED, THE BETTER THINGS WOULD WORK OUT FOR YOU. BUT FOR ME, IT HASN’T REALLY BEEN THAT WAY. [LAUGHTER] I’VE NEVER REALLY LOVED SO HARD, IT WORKED OUT. IT’S LIKE I LOVE REALLY HARD, AND HE’S LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW? I BROKE UP WITH YOU FOR MONTHS AGO. ANYWAY. [LAUGHTER]>>A PICTURE OF HER, SHE LOOKS LIKE TO ME, A SLIGHTLY UNHINGED JACLYN SMITH FROM THE CHARLIE’S ANGELS ERA. WHICH BY THE WAY, IS AMAZING, AMAZING. DO YOU FEEL THE LOVE?>>NO, I’M NOT MUCH FOR LOVE. [LAUGHTER] LOVE TEAMS TO BE EXPENSIVE IN COURT. I TRIED TO AVOID IT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. I ALSO NEVER PAID FOR LOVE. [LAUGHTER] I RATHER PAY FOR A TRUCK TO RUN ME OVER. HAVING SAID THAT, SHE WAS AMAZING. GOOD FOR HER. IT’S NOT EVERY DAY SOMEONE TELLS NEW ZEALAND, YOU’RE NOT WITH CHILDREN ON MY WATCH. [LAUGHTER] SHE GAVE HIM A SHOUT OUT AND THEN THREATENED HIM. [LAUGHTER] LIKE I WAS CONCERNED SHE WAS GOING TO ATTACK THE CHILDREN IN NEW ZEALAND? SHE TOOK A PAGE OUT OF TRUMP’S BOOK. PRESIDENT TRUMP, HE’S SO GREAT, MIKE, HE WENT FROM WRESTLING. GUYS WHO TAUGHT HIM HOW TO MAKE YOUR.BACK. THE ONLY THING SHE MISSED, YOU HAVE TO USE ACTUAL WORDS. [LAUGHTER] SHE WAS JUST RHYMING SOUNDS.>>SHE WAS CASTING SPELLS. [LAUGHTER]>>SHE WAS OWNING THE NIGHT. WHAT YOU GOING TO DO TRUMP? WHAT YOU GONNA DO? YOU THINK BETTER WAS DEAR WHITE JOE. [LAUGHTER] HE GAVE MR. PRESIDENT, I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’RE WATCHING BUT HERE’S YOUR SLOGAN, YOUR TIME IS UP. [LAUGHTER] MATTER WHAT NOW. [LAUGHTER] NO MATTER WHAT.>>IT’S ALMOST LIKE HE SAID MIKE UBER IS HERE.>>HERE’S MY COMPUTER HISTORY, AMERICA. ENJOY YOURSELF.>>SWALLOW IS THE GUY, IF YOU’VE EVER WORKED AND HAD TO GO TO A HUMAN RESOURCES MEETING, IT’S LIKE YOUR 4O1K OR SEXUAL HARASSMENT, HE’S A COWORKER WHO THINGS BY TELLING HUMOROUS JOKES OR WHATEVER, EVERYBODY LIKES IT BUT HE MAKES THE MEETING LONGER.>>HE’S ARTY IN CONGRESS.>>YES.

100 thoughts on “Gutfeld on Dem debates: Crazy and boring is no way to live”

  1. I agree with Gutfeld that "crazy and boring is no way to live." That is why I never watch any Fox programs.. They are all slime balls, except Chris Wallace and Shepard Smith.

  2. This video cracks me up! Gutfeld laughing so hard @ Tyrus, especially when Tyrus brings up how New Zealand was called out, is a riot.

  3. Cortez cannot debate because she
    is a habitual LIAR, who knows it is
    impossible for her to remember
    the lies… & cannot compose facts
    to prove her case…she is having a
    good time in her own mind.

  4. And we wonder why the whole world say" we don't exlect americans to be smart" this debate was embarrassing and the whole world is laughing.Finally we have some respect thanks to trump and bunch a crazy loonies on the stage take us back to Obama times.

  5. why is tyras even on this show….? like seriously… i see no reason to have this guy on this panel whatsoever…

  6. This is what passes for funny for Republicans? shrug I guess the bar is lower when you have the mentality of a 3 year old.

  7. It's almost as if Joe Biden is there to help Trump win the re-election. He just seems like he could do such a better job.

  8. Here we have a group of people educated in the finest institutions of the USA, and their millionaire education amounts to a butchering of the spanish language.

  9. "Trump has made politicians and their phony platitudes painfully predictable and dull."
    Instead, Trump has made phony platitudes painfully unpredictable and interesting.

  10. I'm glad Gutfield makes fun of Biden's touching of women inappropriately. If only he'd use the same standard with Trump….

  11. Trump must be ecstatic at the Democrat's debate clown show. Great analysis and entertainment from the Gutfield guests.

  12. I think they saw Trump win and thought “it’s crazy how he won” so they figured “let’s be crazy too, maybe we will win”

  13. The woman at the left end is my choice for POTUS. She will represent our country in the world by spreading LOVE (which will require spreading legs to all other leaders in the world). Imagine her as commander in chief of love. Pentagon budget will be 90% spent on condoms and flowers. "Free love for all" jsut grab anybody you see and give her/him love, The Government will pay for the condoms, abortion and STDs. IS THIS THING FOR REAL?????

  14. Let me get this straight. I hate paying so much for my health insurance. So the deal is you go ahead…take my insurance away from me, and then charge me twice as much for YOUR government insurance AND charge me twice as much for the government insurance of an illegal and all I have to do is vote for you? WOW…WHAT A DEAL!!! We are looking at a 1972, 1984 electoral thrashing of these nuts.

  15. Was I the only one thinking “who the hell are half these people? I’ve never even heard of them” while watching this?

  16. To those who believe President Trump is a lock,to be reelected,just remember after the 2004 election.Rush,Hannity,an other conservatives said the Democratic party was in shambles!! Well 2008-2016!!!! Now the same is being said AGAIN!! So i`m not taking 2020 for granted!!! Get out an "VOTE"!! TRUMP 2020 "WE R RIGHT"!!!!!

  17. "Show of hands: Do you favor giving healthcare to illegal immigrants"?
    All the Dems raised their hands. Sad.

  18. I still love my country, but I still do not support trump. I will wait for my god loving and fearing republican party to come back.

  19. They were speaking a different language like literally 😂 I didn't understand a single word of it. Definitely crazy talk

  20. @ 2:52 "I agree with everybody that once they infavish… no no my time is up, I'm sorry."
    Wouldn't you like to know what Biden was trying to say before he lost his train of thought along with the ability to form a complete sentence? I'm just curious.

  21. Absolutely insain these people make humans look stupid not just Democrats they should be embarrassed and they think we want them representing us to other countries not going to happen !!!!

  22. Love is not an answer to a cynical world that does not believe in God. That is why the people on this show are comedians. A show just like the view.

  23. I believe democrats shifted somehow from liberals to leftists while reoublicans remained conservative. I fail to understand what happens in USA but this is shitshow.

  24. As someone from NZ, please don't let the crazy hex lady put a spell on our children, nor let Biden sniff them

  25. for all Marianne says…she didn't give off a very loving vibe or look. She looks scary to me lol. And looks and sounds cold.

  26. Marianne Williamson just feels bitter that she was not cast as one of Charlie's Angels regardless of how many mouth hugs she passed out like pez, instead going on to become a Domenatrics for Politicians leading to her political aspirations…

  27. As for this American blah blah blah its repetitive and frankly boring now. Same stuff over and over. Solving nothing. Juan is a goof with his commentary. What a fool when he debates the others. Find someone else as a Democrat to debate. Come on fox. They can’t all be this idiotic?

  28. Quite possibly 1 of your best episodes Mr. Gutfeld.. i have to keep re-watch ing it just to make sure i don't miss a thing & find many other ways to laugh even more.. all your episodes are just fantastic but this 1, congrats….

  29. Did not watch it. Couldn't bear to hear these liars & losers trash our great American people & our great President Trump.

  30. 20 Low IQ idiots ‼️‼️‼️‼️MAGA ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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