>>Greg: IT WAS AS IF HILLARY KNEW TODAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY, FOR WHAT A GIFT SHE GAVE ME AND YOU, DEAR VIEWERS. CHECK OUT THESE PICTURES OF HER SPENDING AN HOUR GOING THROUGH HER EMAILS AS PART OF AN ART EXHIBIT IN VENICE. VENICE, ITALY. NOW VENICE, CALIFORNIA. I HAVE A SNEAKING SUSPICION SHE WASN’T GOING TO DO THIS IN A SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA MALL NEXT TO AN ANTI-M’S. SHE IS OFF TO EUROPE WHERE THEY DON’T HAVE CAMERAS OR THE INTERNET SO NO ONE WILL SURELY SEE THIS AND IF ANYONE TAKES A PICTURE THEY CAN MYSTERIOUSLY DIE IN A PRISON SUICIDE. JUST LOOK AT HER. AND YOU THOUGHT BILL WAS THE EXHIBITIONIST IN THE FAMILY. THANK GOD THEY DIDN’T TURN HIS MOST MEMORABLE OFFICE MOMENT INTO ART. I HOPE SHE GOT PAID. IT WOULD’VE BEEN COOL BECAUSE NOTHING LESS THEN MILLIONS WOULD GET ME TO HUMILIATE MYSELF LIKE THAT. AND BELIEVE ME I KNOW HUMILIATION. SPEAKING OF BILL, HE IS THE REAL WINNER HERE. AS LONG AS HE IS PAID TO SIT THERE FOR HOURS, HE WILL BE HAUNTING THE VENICE VERSION OF HOUSTON. BUT IT’S SAD. SHE SHOULD BE LIVING HER BEST LIFE, BUT SHE CAN’T LET GO OF THE PAST OR APPARENTLY THE PAYCHECK. AS THE CURATOR ADMITS, THE EXHIBITION IS A WAY TO ALLUDE TO AN ALTERNATIVE WORLD THAT WILL NEVER EXIST. THE BRIGHT SIDE, IT NEVER WILL. I THOUGHT SHE DID THIS FOR ME, SHE KNEW IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY. ARE YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY THAT WILL MATCH THAT?>>Juan: I’M GOING TO BRING SOME ANIMALS. WE ARE GOING TO MAKE ANIMALS YOUR CELEBRATION TODAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.>>Greg: THANK YOU.>>Juan: I MUST SAY, I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND THIS. IT LOOKED TO ME LIKE SELF-MOCKERY. BUT I GUESS IT WAS THE CURATORS WHO DID IT. BY THE WAY, I’M TOTALLY TURNED OFF THIS BECAUSE SOME OF THOSE EMAILS ARE MY EMAILS BEER [LAUGHTER] I DON’T MARKER READING THOSE. BUT I DON’T — I JUST THINK WE PLAY INTO THE RUSSIANS GAME TIME AND TIME AGAIN. WHEN THIS BECAME A BIG NEW STORY FOR NO REASON — HE IS KEEPING IT ALIVE.>>Greg: IT IS LIKE SHE CAN’T LET GO.>>Dana: ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS ABOUT GETTING OLDER, AND THEIR WEALTHY THEY DON’T NEED YOU, YOU CAN SAY NO.>>Greg: NOT IF YOU LIKE MONEY. I DON’T KNOW IF SHE GOT PAID.>>Jesse: IT WAS HER IDEA. THEY WERE HAVING THIS EVENT AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, THREE DAYS BEFORE THEY GET A CALL FROM TEAM CLINTON, HAITI, SHE WOULD LIKE TO STOP BY. THEY THOUGHT SHE WAS KIDDING.>>Dana: DID YOU DO MORE RESEARCH THAN I DID?>>Katie: I WAS IN EARLY. I WAS ON “THE DAILY BRIEFING” TODAY.>>Greg: I HAVE A THEORY CALLED THE NO FRIENDS SIGNAL. IF YOU ACCEPT THIS DEAL, THEN YOU HAD NO FRIENDS TO TALK YOU OUT OF IT. YOU’VE GOT TO HAVE A CLOSE FRIEND THAT SAYS THIS IS GOING TO LOOK BAD.>>Katie: WHAT IF HE SUGGESTED THE IDEA? DO YOU THINK THAT IS A VERY SMART IDEA AS OPPOSED TO YOUR OTHER IDEAS?>>Greg: TO PEOPLE AT HOME, WHEN I COME UP WITH A GOOD IDEA, DON’T JUST SAY IT’S STUPID. TO SAY WHY IT’S STUPID OR I WILL BLOCK YOU.>>Katie: WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER? SHE SENT THIS OUT. I THINK IT IS JUST ANOTHER DISPLAY OF HER ELITIST DISDAIN FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND GETTING AWAY WITH EVERYTHING HER ENTIRE LIFE. THIS IS A WOMAN, SHE DIDN’T GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS. NOT CRIMINALLY. SHE PUT PEOPLE’S LIVES AT — ‘S BEFORE IT WASN’T A CRIMINAL. THERE WAS NOTHING CRIMINAL. GO TALK TO JARED AND IVANKA, PLEASE. SAME EXACT THING.>>Jesse: THINK ABOUT WHAT KIND OF PERSON SAYS ON 9/11 I’M GOING TO GO TO A FOREIGN COUNTRY, STAND BEHIND A FAKE OVAL OFFICE AND READ THROUGH FOR AN HOUR OF THE EMAILS TO BASICALLY COST ME THE ELECTION. IT IS THAT TYPE OF THINKING THAT COST HER THE ELECTION VIEWED TRUMP ACTUALLY SAID. HILLARY, SHE JUST DOESN’T GET IT. SHE JUST DOESN’T GET IT. A DIRECT QUOTE, I READ THE EMAILS AND THEY WERE KIND OF BORING. WHY WERE THEY BORING? YOU DELETED 33,000 OF THE JUICY ONES.>>Juan: OH, GET OUT.>>Jesse: THE TWO DEFINING MOMENTS IN HILLARY’S WHOLE PROFESSIONAL CAREER, HUMILIATED BY BILL AND THEN HUMILIATED BY TRUMP.>>Juan: BETTER THAN INVITING THE TELE- BAND TO CAMP DAVID ON 9/11. WHO WOULD DO THAT? RUSH, IT’S YOUR PAL DONALD TRUMP.>>Greg: IF TRUMP IS GOING TO MEET WITH SOMEBODY HE WILL MEET

12 thoughts on “Gutfeld on Hillary’s art exhibit”

  1. 3:13 Juan: "It wasn't really criminal…" SUCH STUPIDITY. It is VERY illegal to mishandle US Classified material. Why is this idiot still a Fox contributor?

  2. Italy…when China and Russia are at your door … don't count on America to assist you again! having Hilary as a guest and giving her a art platform… is deplorable. AMERICA says you can keep the Clintons… as soon they will be exiled from the USA for treason and grand theft!

  3. I thought Crooked Hillary was too old to get pregnant. Oh! Wait! Nobody would foop on her. What am I thinking? She has just been eating so many bon-bons that she has to wear maternity clothes. That pig is so nasty I wish she would just go away.

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