♪>>Greg: SUNDAY SOME OLD GUY SPEWING F-BOMBS.>>THIS GUY SHOULD NOT BE PRESIDENT, PERIOD.>>AND WHEN YOU SAY THAT FOLKS ON FOX COME AFTER YOU. I REMEMBER THE TONIES HE GOT UP THERE AND CURSED.>>[BLEEP]>>YOU KNOW THIS IS CABLE SO IT’S NOT AN FCC VIOLATION BUT IT IS STILL SUNDAY MORNING.>>SORRY.>>Greg: TRIGGERED BY OUR NATION’S HALL MONITOR BRIAN STELTZER ASKING HIM ABOUT FOX NEWS FOR SOME REASON. THE HOST ACTS DONE AS IF HE DIDN’T SEE IT COMING MAN WHO TALKS BIKE A ONE MAN NAVY.>>THIS [BLEEP] IDIOT IT IS THE PRESIDENT.>>THE GUY IS A [BLEEP] FOOL. OUR GOVERNMENT TODAY WITH THE PROMPTING OF OUR BABY IN CHIEF. [LAUGHTER]>>[BLEEP] I CALL HIM.>>Greg: THAT’S SOME RELIABLE SOURCE HAVE YOU GOT THERE THIS IS WHAT MOMS CALL BAD LANGUAGE OR PRODUCERS CALL GREAT TV. THE PLAN GET AN IRRATIONAL FIGURE AT PEAK DERANGEMENT AND GO INTO SNAPPING CABARET FOR THE CHRONICALLY OBSESSED. LIKE A KID WOULD PULL WHEELIES ON OLD MAN JOHNSON’S FRONT YARD CRACK AND HOLD A SPATULA CHASING YOU AROUND IN HIS OPEN ROAD. THAT’S THE DENIRO CNN BUSINESS MODEL IN A NUTSHELL MONEY FOR NOTHING AND CLICKS FOR FREE. REAL STORY OF YOU WHO ACCUSATIONS OF TRUMP’S NUTTY BEHAVIOR ALWAYS ENDS UP WITH THE ACCUSERS ACTING NUTTIER. DENIRO CALLS TRUMP CRAZY AS HE GOES CRAZIER. ADAM SCHIFF CALLS TRUMP A LIAR AS HE MAKES UP QUOTES. DEMS TALK ABOUT UNDERMINING INSTITUTION THAT’S TRY TO UNDERMINE AN ELECTION. WHEN ASKED FOR REASONS WHY TRUMP SHOULDN’T BE PRESIDENT, ALL BOBBY HAD WERE PUT DERING F-BOMBS. HIS RESISTANCE HAD RUN OUT OF SCRIPT. ANOTHER ROLE WITHOUT DIALOGUE SO HE HAD TO IMPROVISE. BY HAVING IT ON “THE FIVE” IT QUADRUPLED THEIR AUDIENCE. CONGRATS FOR THAT ONE MINUTE YOU HAD A HIT. SO, DANA, SHALL I QUOTE SCOTT ADAMS?>>Dana: YEAH, I WAS THIRSTY.>>Greg: HE CLAIMS THAT BECAUSE WE HAVE ENTERED A NEW PHASE WHERE NOT LIKING TRUMP IS JUST A LIFESTYLE. SO YOU ARE A LIFESTYLE RESISTER.>>Dana: YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO HAVE A REASON.>>Greg: WHY, WHY? F HIM, F HIM.>>Dana: WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF WORDS AND CAN’T EXPLAIN ANYTHING. THEY THINK YOU ARE TOO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND. IF YOU HAVE TO ASK A QUESTION THEN CLEARLY YOU ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND WHY HE SHOULDN’T BE PRESIDENT. THAT’S IN HIS MIND. THE WEIRD THING BUT THE F-BOMB STUFF IS THAT HE IS CLEARLY DOING IT ON PURPOSE. HE HAS ENOUGH SELF-CONTROL, I WOULD IMAGINE, TO NOT DROP F-BOMBS BUT THEY ARE DOING IT FOR EFFECT, AS IF IT WORKED. WHO ELSE DID THAT RECENT HAVE ANY BETO O’ROURKE? REMEMBER, HE IS OUT THERE DROPPING THE F-BOMB EVERYWHERE TO THE POINT ABC HAD TO SAY BY THE WAY, NOT GOING TO BE ALLOWED ON OUR DEBATE STAGE. NOT GOING TO ALLOW THAT WE MIGHT JUST DO IT ANYWAY. I JUST WONDER ABOUT ROBERT DENIRO BECAUSE IT DOES SEEM LIKE HE IS EITHER PLAYING HIMSELF OR A CHARACTER OR IT COULD BE JUST THE SAME THING NOW.>>Greg: THIS IS A ROLE. THE RESISTER IS THE ROLE NOW. AND HE IS COMFORTABLE IN THE ROLE.>>Dana: STAR NOT GUILTY ROLE.>>Greg: I WILL SAY, THIS DONNA, I AM PRO-SWEARING. I DON’T KNOW WHY WE HAVE TO BE SO WORRIED ABOUT THOSE WORDS. AND MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE KIDS. I FIND SWEARING TO BE A VALUABLE THING.>>Donna: YOU KNOW, I SPENT MOST OF MY CHILDHOOD AND I WOULD SAY ALMOST HALF OF MY ADULTHOOD GOING TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY CONFESSING TO USING SWEAR WORDS. SO I TRY TO AVOID THEM ALTHOUGH I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO MAKE COMPLETE SENTENCES OUT OF SWEAR WORDS. BUT NOT ON THIS SHOW. THIS POTTY MOUTH STUFF, I DON’T THINK IT’S GOOD TV, EMILY. I THINK IT’S RUDE. IT’S OFFENSIVE. THAT’S WHY WE HAVE TO — I SAID THIS WEEKEND DON’T TAKE THE BAIT. WHEN THE PRESIDENT WAS TWEETING OUT THINGS, CALLING DEMOCRATS SAVAGES. I SAID DON’T TAKE THE BAIT. BE BEST. I ALWAYS USE THE FIRST LADY, YOU KNOW, #BE BEST. WE ALL TRY TO BE AT OUR BEST WHEN WE ARE DEALING WITH THESE TOPICS.>>Greg: COULD POTTY MOUTH BE A MEDICAL CONDITION?>>Emily: TOURETTE’S. [LAUGHTER] THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE SWEARING FEELS GOOD AND BLOWS OFF STEAM. THAT’S USUALLY PRIVATELY AND THERE IS OBVIOUSLY THE STRONGER ARGUMENT FOR IT IN THE NATIONAL CONVERSATION IN PUBLIC DISCOURSE WE WANT YOU TO BE ABLE TO USE YOUR WORDS AND HAVE THAT SPECIFICITY AND RISE ABOVE IT ESPECIALLY FOR THOSE RUNNING FOR OFFICE. BOBBY D. DOUBLE DOWN AND INSTEAD OF APOLOGIZING LITERALLY HIS RESPONSE TO BRIAN SAYING SO, YOU KNOW, FOR YOU LIKE KIND OF UNLEASHING THAT TIRADE THAT WAS HIS RESPONSE TO THAT. HE DOUBLED DOWN. THAT BEING SAID, HE IS A LARGER THAN LIFE CELEBRITY. NOTHING WILL EVER TOUCH BOBBY D.>>Greg: REALLY? I THINK HE MIGHT BE TOUCHED NOW.>>Donna: PROMOTING THIS MOVIE THE IRISH MAN?>>Jesse: I THINK EVERYBODY SHOULD SEE IT BECAUSE THEY SHOT A BIG SCENE ON MY OLD STREET IN THE WEST VILLAGE IT LOOKS AMAZING AND HAS JOE PESCI IN IT AND ANY OF THOSE GREAT ACTOR IN THOSE GREAT GANGSTER MOVIES. I DISAGREE WITH ALL OF YOU. HE IS OLD, HE DOESN’T CARE. HE IS RICH, OBVIOUSLY TRUMP DRIVES HIM CRAZY. I DON’T THINK IT’S LACKING SELF-CONTROL. I THINK HE IS LETTING IT ALL HANG OUT THERE. WHO CARES? SAY WHATEVER HE WANTS TO SAY. I DON’T THINK IT’S THE CLASSIEST.>>Greg: I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THE SWEARING. I COULDN’T COME UP WITH A REASON. YOU RUN INTO A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE THIS THAT WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THEM JUST TELL ME AND THEY GO ARGH AND THEY RUN AWAY.>>Jesse: WHAT DO YOU HAVE PEOPLE WHO WATCH FOX NEWS I DON’T CARE WHO CRITICIZES ME.>>Dana: I ADMIRE THAT I MEAN I’M KIND OF SENSITIVE.>>Donna: BUT I SUPPORT THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY REGARDLESS OF HOT OCCUPANT IS. TO HAVE SOMEONE, YOU KNOW, USE THAT WORD IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY, I HAVE A DECENCY STANDARD. I MAY DISLIKE.>>Jesse: HE WASN’T SAYING THAT ABOUT THE PRESIDENT. THAT WAS A COUPLE WEEKS BEFORE.>>Greg: I HAVE INDUSTRY STANDARD.>>Donna: I NEED TO GO TO CONFESSION WITH YOU. YOU HAVE TOO MUCH FOR ME TO DEAL WITH.

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