Hi friends! If you like our video, do subscribe to our channel Poochikolli! Click on the bell icon too! Are you taking selfie? Let me join! Whoever it is, go out! Don’t disturb my sleep! Where is my phone? This is Vishal! The one who fights against piracy? No, The CEO of your company! Sir, yes sir. yes! What are you doing at the office? Sir, I am working hard to improve our company’s quality! Enough of your hard work! I am coming to office tomorrow. arrange a team meet ! Sir why do you want to come? I am managing everything perfectly here! I’ll manage! Yeah, I can see how well you manage! How come sir? Is there any camera installed? Nothing such! I’ll come and explain you tomorrow! Okay sir! By when will you reach here sir? Such a head ache! Why is this guy coming! What to do! I don’t know where these dogs are! Let me call them! Where are you guys? Come to the conference hall! (These are not helpful to rear a buffalo even!)
Bro? Bro?? (blabbering) This is office! Not kodabakkam park! You are not supposed to sleep! Hey! What’s the matter? Hey, how dare you talk like this with your HR? I know what you gonna say! You anyway going to scold me even if I my work is good! Ya, as if you work good and get appreciated! Just listen to me! Guys, We are four here! Tomorrow our CEO is coming! There is some meeting! (Pronouncing wrong) Hey! That’s appraisal meeting! As if you are going to get it if i pronounce it right! Do what I say! If you do what I say, You will be saved! Otherwise, Everyone of you will be out! Got it? Smart boy! you look cute! See you after the meeting! Come in.. come in.. sit down! It’s okay, sit! Hey, move! Why should I move? You are jobless here! go! move! Please come! Take you seat! And why are you late? Sorry sir, Traffic! Hey! What? We might talk something personal! Everybody, get out! Let’s go guys! You continue man! Is anyone coming to our office, sir? Yeah! Our CEO is coming! But that won’t be an issue! I’ll manage! You don’t worry! Sir, How are you? Reports are fine! Call the team members! Sir, It’s okay! i’ll manage! Anyway they are not even doing half of my work! You can tell me! Mr. Selva kumar, I am the CEO here! you don’t have to tell me what to do! call them! Will have a individual meeting with everyone! Call them! I don’t have. Look at him sir! The kind of respect he gives! punish him sir! Can you just explain me your job role? Sir, I don’t get you ! Don’t you know English? I mean, You should have studied in an English medium school, right? I know English in a medium level sir! What is this Selva? Sir, He is trying to crack a joke! Sir, He is flirting with girls! Same way, a lady came here 6 month back, continued the job (Starts his broken English) (Idiot) Hey, Speak in Tamil If you don’t know English! Sir, I feel like speaking in English with you! He was having an affair with her! Sir, Ask him the spelling of appraisal. Are you a playboy, Mr. Charan? Nothing such sir! HR complaining about you! Oh! Come out! I’ll take care! Go ask the other person to come! Shit! Go away! Bro, Wish me! Shut up! Bro, Why are you being disrespectful? one minute sir! Look how decent we all are! Look at him and his beard! Very indecent! (blabbering) Which beard oil are you using, Mr.Jayakumar? Real men beard oil. What?! Sir, He cracks very good jokes! listen to it! One joke.. like that day! I’ll say good jokes sir! One is enough sir! Sir, Ram Lakshman and Sita once went in a bus! Stopping came. Ram and Lakshman got down but Sita jumped out through the window! Why? Sir, Ask him why! Why sir? Huh?! I don’t know! you tell me! Because she is being loyal! (an Adjective in Tamil) (You will be fired for this joke!) Is this a joke? Yes sir, Joke! You please go out and ask the next one to come! You are irritating me with your jokes! Please go! See the next candidate sir! nice guy! No problems! Cute guy! Bro, Come in! Good performer! Look how cute he is! Sir, This guy don’t know why he comes. even you will have no idea why he comes! You try asking him some questions.. he will answer! He just nods his head for whatever we ask! What kind of office is this Selva? Ishare office sir! Sir, Please relax.. next is a lady candidate. she is good.. You will mention all this well! Ask her to come quick. Hey! Come in! How are you! Greet him! Which branch are you in? This branch only sir! Sir, she is Monica, She is from T-Nagar. She is a good sales person. she does all of those four guy’s work by herself! I was talking with her, Mr.Selva. She is was my friend sir. (Broken English) So you said you are in sales team! Yes sir. OMG! What will I do?! Come on! You can do it! Idiot! I don’t have much time! Please help me sir. Good performance! Give it! Good sales strategy sir! The phone is mine! give it! She did it well sir! You are playing it well, Selva! Don’t worry ! God will help you! You asked for a transfer to sales team, right? He also told that you will develop the entire office! sure sir! Okay, Please wait outside! Your performance is good so far, Let me check and get back to you ! Sir, she was good, right? So we spoke about the appraisal and increment for all of them, What about you? (As if you are going to offer me the CEO post!) Sir, It’s your wish sir! Okay, go get the letter from my cabin! (How come you are a CEO? Stupid enough to trust me!) I am not satisfied with anyone’s performance in this quarter! So may be in the next quarter I want you people to complete the.. sir… What is this sir! Tell me.. I can see sir! Here is my signature, Check it! Sir, Is working hard for this company was my only mistake? Mr. Selva, This is not my first day to office! I was here yesterday! So no drama here! Where is everyone? Dude, This HR is such a head ache! ya bro! such a torture! He rejected my leave request for pongal! Hey! He insulted me for asking an increment of just Rs.2000! You are lucky dude! Just nodding the head and making him say cute! Same here dude ! Hey! Wassup with you! he is your boy friend, right? ya bro? Who are you? I am the CEO of this company! No formalities! Chill! So you were discussing some serious issues! Whats the matter? Tell him about your boy friend! Sir, This HR sir! HR? What is he doing? sir.. he is.. Yes Mr.Charan.. Sir I need leave.. What do you think you did to ask this offer? Sir, For pongal sir.. Okay. I’ll grant that. what did you call me while coming? Did I call him by some bad words? I mean, “sir” say it again! **** **** Sir… Your leave request is rejected! Get out! **** Such an ugly smile ! Come in ..Come in. Sit down! I was expecting you! Such a surprise! You came to meet the HR! Whats the matter? Sir, I got a good joke! Tell me! Sir, There was a flight. It was hijacked by 4 terrorists! There were so many passengers inside! You will be shot dead if you shout! But they will shout, right? ya! They got guns! But they didn’t shoot! Why? No idea! Why? Because they left their bullet at the parking! Why is this joke now? Sir i need an increment for Rs.2000! Get lost! Just get lost! (But it was a good joke!) Come in! Sir, I need a permission for an hour! Take half-a-day permission too! any problem? Mom is sick sir! Oh, Aunty! What happened to her? She is hospitalized sir. Is she okay? better sir. Okay, Take care of her! forget office! come let’s go! Okay, so you have told your issues! I’ll come to office tomorrow and take care of it! I’ll solve the issues! So it’s my second day! Is it?! I saw what’s happening in this office, What everyone does yesterday itself! sir, Please consider. guys tell him please, Monice, please! Guys, why are you making me beg! Sir, Please do consider him! Okay, since you people asked.. There is only one post available for his qualifications. Is it your post sir? Alright, It’s okay sir! How dare you still talk stupid even after getting termination letter? Go wait outside! (singing pathos song) I was like a king in this office! Now a watchman! If you like this video Like, Share, Comment and subscribe to Poochikolli! Click on the bell icon too!

24 thoughts on “Office Appraisal Atrocities || Poochi Kolli || Tamada Media”

  1. Enda commedy panringa… India la HR ku tha neraya Salary + avanga MD/CEO level ku build up panranuga…. Ithu tha unmai…. Foreign la HR team realted to admin only and also they got minimum salary like back end office team operators….. Theva ila ena antha vartha solavachida'thinga (To- ALL INDIAN PUDUNGI HR'S) ….. Muditu konjam realistic ha commedy panunga…. Kovam varamathri comedy panathinga…. Mounica so sorry, the information which I said is true… Vishal(CEO) I might see like you in future (unga manasu kasata pada kudathunu Mr.vishal ungaluku dedicate panran)

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *