WHILE TRUMP WAITS FOR SOMEONE TO CONVERT THE MUELLER REPORT INTO A FINGER-PUPPET SHOW, HE’S KEEPING HIS THUMBS OCCUPIED, TWEETING ABOUT VERMONT SENATOR AND MAN ASKING WHAT PARTY PEOPLE SAY, BERNIE SANDERS. SANDERS DID A TOWN HALL ON MONDAY NIGHT ON FOX NEWS, WHICH LEFT TRUMP FEELING BERNED. “SO WEIRD… Continue Reading Donald Trump Calls Fox News ‘We’

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU GUYS– YOU GUYS CHECK OUT THE INTERNET LATELY. I SAW THIS YESTERDAY. THERE’S THIS GREAT STORY ABOUT A MOTH DRINKING SLEEPING BIRD’S TEARS.>>Jon: WOW!>>Stephen: WELL, THAT’S TONIGHT’S TOP STORY. ( LAUGHTER )… Continue Reading This Is Why Trump Doesn’t Do Solo Press Conferences

MY NEXT GUEST IS A “NEW YORK TIMES” BEST-SELLING AUTHOR AND CO-HOST OF “THE VIEW.” PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE “LATE SHOW,” MEGHAN MCCAIN! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK! YOU ARE SO FUN. MY EXECUTIVE… Continue Reading Meghan McCain Didn’t Want Jared And Ivanka At Her Father’s Funeral

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hasan Minhaj *Cheering and clapping* Wow Thank you. Wow. Oh my god. Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the series finale of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. *laughter* Oh man. My name is Hasan Minhaj, or as i’ll be known in a few weeks, number 830287 *laughter* Who… Continue Reading Trump Destroyed by Comedian Hasan Minhaj at 2017 White House Correspondents Dinner

( LAUGHTER ) THE BIGGEST TV EVENT OF THE WEEKEND WAS ALL ABOUT THE BRUTAL STRUGGLE FOR POWER AND WARRING HOUSES. OF COURSE, I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT PETE BUTTIGIEG’S FOX NEWS TOWN HALL! ( APPLAUSE ) MAYOR PETE SAT DOWN WITH CHRIS WALLACE, WHO PRESSED HIM ON HOW HE’S GOING TO… Continue Reading Trump Lambasts Fox News For Hosting Pete Buttigieg

>>Stephen: THIS WEEKEND, TRUMP ALSO WENT AFTER MSNBC HOST AND ORVILLE REDENBACHER’S DISAPPOINTED FATHER, DONNY DEUTSCH, TWEETING “LITTLE DONNY DEUTSCH, WHOSE SHOW, LIKE HIS PREVIOUS SHOEBIZ TRIES, IS A DISASTER –” SHOEBIZ? REALLY? I’VE HEARD IT’S HARD TO BREAK INTO… “SHOEBIZ.” ( LAUGHTER ) (AS OLD TIMEY PRODUCER) “I’M SORRY,… Continue Reading When Trump Doesn’t Like The News, He Interrupts It

WELCOME ONE AND ALL. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LADIES, WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DID YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I HAD A FANTASTIC ONE. YOU KNOW WHY? I DID NOT READ THE NEWS… Continue Reading Trump Was ‘Cocked And Loaded’ To Strike Iran