WHILE TRUMP WAITS FOR SOMEONE TO CONVERT THE MUELLER REPORT INTO A FINGER-PUPPET SHOW, HE’S KEEPING HIS THUMBS OCCUPIED, TWEETING ABOUT VERMONT SENATOR AND MAN ASKING WHAT PARTY PEOPLE SAY, BERNIE SANDERS. SANDERS DID A TOWN HALL ON MONDAY NIGHT ON FOX NEWS, WHICH LEFT TRUMP FEELING BERNED. “SO WEIRD… Continue Reading Donald Trump Calls Fox News ‘We’

THAT’S YOU.>>MY GOD.>>Jimmy: SPEAKING OF MONSTERS, PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN — [ APPLAUSE ] AS PRESIDENTIAL AS HE CAN BE THIS WEEK, WHICH IS NOT VERY. HE WAS IN BOTH DAY TTON AND EL PASO YESTERDAY. PRESUMABLY HE WAS THERE TO GIVE COMFORT TO THOSE WHO SAVED LIVES AND THE… Continue Reading Trump Tweets Bizarre Video of Dayton & El Paso Visit

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU GUYS– YOU GUYS CHECK OUT THE INTERNET LATELY. I SAW THIS YESTERDAY. THERE’S THIS GREAT STORY ABOUT A MOTH DRINKING SLEEPING BIRD’S TEARS.>>Jon: WOW!>>Stephen: WELL, THAT’S TONIGHT’S TOP STORY. ( LAUGHTER )… Continue Reading This Is Why Trump Doesn’t Do Solo Press Conferences

If you’ve ever thought, “I like Donald Trump and his policies and his hair, but I really just wish he could read,” well, then, Great Britain has the leader for you. WOMAN: Breaking news out of London this morning. There’s a new prime minister for Britain. Boris Johnson will take… Continue Reading So Much News, So Little Time: U.K.’s New PM, Big Apple Floods & NY’s New Claw Law | The Daily Show

MY NEXT GUEST IS A “NEW YORK TIMES” BEST-SELLING AUTHOR AND CO-HOST OF “THE VIEW.” PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE “LATE SHOW,” MEGHAN MCCAIN! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK! YOU ARE SO FUN. MY EXECUTIVE… Continue Reading Meghan McCain Didn’t Want Jared And Ivanka At Her Father’s Funeral

What is the deal with 5G? And why are the U.S. and China going to war over it? Well, we’ll try and break it down for you in our ongoing segment, “If You Don’t Know, Now You know.” -♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause) So, what exactly is the big deal about… Continue Reading If You Don’t Know, Now You Know: 5G | The Daily Show

Last night, President Trump was at a campaign rally in South Carolina, being civil as always. Now, you know, we have a lot of fake news back there, these fakers. You know, the enemy. The enemy of the people, I call them. The Democrats want open borders. They want anybody… Continue Reading In Trump’s Universe, Everyone Loves “Space Force” | The Daily Show

( LAUGHTER ) THE BIGGEST TV EVENT OF THE WEEKEND WAS ALL ABOUT THE BRUTAL STRUGGLE FOR POWER AND WARRING HOUSES. OF COURSE, I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT PETE BUTTIGIEG’S FOX NEWS TOWN HALL! ( APPLAUSE ) MAYOR PETE SAT DOWN WITH CHRIS WALLACE, WHO PRESSED HIM ON HOW HE’S GOING TO… Continue Reading Trump Lambasts Fox News For Hosting Pete Buttigieg

CALORIE-FREE, TOO. THE PRESIDENT TWEETED SO MUCH THIS MORNING HIS PHONE BEGAN TO ACT AS A SPACE HEATER. HE TWEETED 11 TIMES BEFORE 10:00 A.M. HE IS MAKING PLANS TO DECLARE NATIONAL EMERGENCY ON THE BORDER. THE IDEA IS TO DECLARE AN EMERGENCY AND THEN TAKE MONEY HAS BEEN EARMARKED… Continue Reading Donald Trump is Right “A WALL is a WALL!”

FOR A FIRST DATE IT DOESN’T GET MORE ROMANTIC THAN THAT. TRUMP FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER TWEETED ABOUT STORMY DANIELS. AFTER STORMY AND HER LAWYER RELEASED A SKETCH ARTIST RENDERING OF THE THUG SHE SAYS TRIED TO SCARE HER. TRUMP RETWEETED THIS PHOTO COMPARISON THAT INSINUATED THE GUY IN… Continue Reading 3rd Grader Explains Fake News to Donald Trump