Yesterday was a historic day in America. I finally tried kombucha. Yeah. It’s… okay. But it was also an historic day because the House held its first public impeachment hearing, where the ambassador to Ukraine and the inventor of flubber both testified about President Trump’s quid pro quo with the… Continue Reading Fox News on Impeachment Hearings: Where’s the Sex? | The Daily Show

– Donald Trump has figured out a really powerful and strange thing about American media and news, and that is, if you exist without any shame, it doesn’t become a scandal in the same way. (audience members chuckle) I don’t know how to explain it, but it’s really powerful. Look… Continue Reading Trump’s Shameless Media Strategy – Between the Scenes | The Daily Show

After 35 days of the longest shutdown in American history, America’s government is officially open for business. The shutdown is over. 800,000 furloughed federal workers will go back to work today and should be getting their back pay within days. TV REPORTER: That fix only opens the government for three… Continue Reading The Government Shutdown Ends & Fox News Can’t Decide Whether Trump Won or Lost | The Daily Show

You know, when I… when I starting hosting The Daily Show, my dream was to learn how to read. -No, uh, my dream… -(laughter) was to reach people all around the world. You know, I wanted this show to have a reach-around, which is a phrase I invented but did… Continue Reading Trevor Gets a Shout-Out from China’s State Media | The Daily Show

First things first. A lot of people are asking, “How do you pronounce this guy’s name?” (laughter) It’s pronounced “Pete.” Okay? It’s like “peaches,” but you just stop, all right? Pete. That’s it. Oh, and as for his last name, we’re still figuring that one out. Pete Buddha-gah… Buddha-geh… Buddha-ged…… Continue Reading Who Is Pete Buttigieg and Why Is He Killing It in the Polls? | The Daily Show

Last night, the president delivered his second State of the Union address, telling the nation where it stands and where he plans to take it. And if you watched all seven hours of the speech, you’ll know there wasn’t anything memorable. In fact, the only thing from this speech that… Continue Reading SOTU 2019 May Be Over, But the 2020 Dems Are Just Getting Started | The Daily Show

The U.S.A. versus Iran. Over the past week, tensions in the Middle East have ramped up bigly, after Iran shot down an unmanned American sky dildo. And now, America said that the drone was shot down over international waters. But Iran said it was flying in their airspace. We’re learning… Continue Reading Trump Brings U.S. to Brink of War with Iran | The Daily Show

– So for those who don’t know, there’s a story of an American woman who was on a safari in Uganda and she was kidnapped. Her and her guide were kidnapped and then there was a ransom for $500,000, I believe. And if I understand your question, what you’re saying… Continue Reading An American Tourist Kidnapped in Uganda | The Daily Show

KOSTA: America loves guns. (screams) Hell, I love guns. But I also hate guns. Another mass shooting in America. -Another mass shooting. -Yet another mass shooting. KOSTA: So I was wondering, what if there was a world where people could keep their guns and have no mass shootings? Welcome to… Continue Reading Switzerland: So Many Guns, No Mass Shootings | The Daily Show

While her husband has struggled to get his approval rating over 40%, Melania has consistently remained the country’s most popular Trump. And personally, I love her, too, because we have so much in common. We’re both immigrants. Neither of us would be here if it weren’t for Donald Trump. And… Continue Reading Is Donald Trump Trying to Deport Melania? | The Daily Show