WHILE TRUMP WAITS FOR SOMEONE TO CONVERT THE MUELLER REPORT INTO A FINGER-PUPPET SHOW, HE’S KEEPING HIS THUMBS OCCUPIED, TWEETING ABOUT VERMONT SENATOR AND MAN ASKING WHAT PARTY PEOPLE SAY, BERNIE SANDERS. SANDERS DID A TOWN HALL ON MONDAY NIGHT ON FOX NEWS, WHICH LEFT TRUMP FEELING BERNED. “SO WEIRD… Continue Reading Donald Trump Calls Fox News ‘We’

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU GUYS– YOU GUYS CHECK OUT THE INTERNET LATELY. I SAW THIS YESTERDAY. THERE’S THIS GREAT STORY ABOUT A MOTH DRINKING SLEEPING BIRD’S TEARS.>>Jon: WOW!>>Stephen: WELL, THAT’S TONIGHT’S TOP STORY. ( LAUGHTER )… Continue Reading This Is Why Trump Doesn’t Do Solo Press Conferences

If you’ve ever thought, “I like Donald Trump and his policies and his hair, but I really just wish he could read,” well, then, Great Britain has the leader for you. WOMAN: Breaking news out of London this morning. There’s a new prime minister for Britain. Boris Johnson will take… Continue Reading So Much News, So Little Time: U.K.’s New PM, Big Apple Floods & NY’s New Claw Law | The Daily Show

MY NEXT GUEST IS A “NEW YORK TIMES” BEST-SELLING AUTHOR AND CO-HOST OF “THE VIEW.” PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE “LATE SHOW,” MEGHAN MCCAIN! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK! YOU ARE SO FUN. MY EXECUTIVE… Continue Reading Meghan McCain Didn’t Want Jared And Ivanka At Her Father’s Funeral

What is the deal with 5G? And why are the U.S. and China going to war over it? Well, we’ll try and break it down for you in our ongoing segment, “If You Don’t Know, Now You know.” -♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause) So, what exactly is the big deal about… Continue Reading If You Don’t Know, Now You Know: 5G | The Daily Show

Last night, President Trump was at a campaign rally in South Carolina, being civil as always. Now, you know, we have a lot of fake news back there, these fakers. You know, the enemy. The enemy of the people, I call them. The Democrats want open borders. They want anybody… Continue Reading In Trump’s Universe, Everyone Loves “Space Force” | The Daily Show

( LAUGHTER ) THE BIGGEST TV EVENT OF THE WEEKEND WAS ALL ABOUT THE BRUTAL STRUGGLE FOR POWER AND WARRING HOUSES. OF COURSE, I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT PETE BUTTIGIEG’S FOX NEWS TOWN HALL! ( APPLAUSE ) MAYOR PETE SAT DOWN WITH CHRIS WALLACE, WHO PRESSED HIM ON HOW HE’S GOING TO… Continue Reading Trump Lambasts Fox News For Hosting Pete Buttigieg

>>Stephen: THIS WEEKEND, TRUMP ALSO WENT AFTER MSNBC HOST AND ORVILLE REDENBACHER’S DISAPPOINTED FATHER, DONNY DEUTSCH, TWEETING “LITTLE DONNY DEUTSCH, WHOSE SHOW, LIKE HIS PREVIOUS SHOEBIZ TRIES, IS A DISASTER –” SHOEBIZ? REALLY? I’VE HEARD IT’S HARD TO BREAK INTO… “SHOEBIZ.” ( LAUGHTER ) (AS OLD TIMEY PRODUCER) “I’M SORRY,… Continue Reading When Trump Doesn’t Like The News, He Interrupts It

When you think of recycling, you probably think of a magical process where you throw your plastic in the blue bin, and a unicorn takes it away, and then nine months later you get a beautiful new baby water bottle. -(laughter) -But the truth is, much like making an actual… Continue Reading If You Don’t Know, Now You Know – Asian Nations Reject Western Trash | The Daily Show

(moderate band bell music) – There are so many Americans out there that are seeing this. That they feel like this is an invasion. – A mass invasion. – It is an invasion of illegal immigrants. – This is an invasion. – It’s the illegal invasion at our southern border.… Continue Reading Fox News vs. El Paso Shooter’s Manifesto | The Daily Show