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“THE FIVE” COMING UP. PRESIDENT TRUMP REVEALED PLANS FOR THE NATIONAL INDEPENDENCE DAY PARADE. IT’S GOING TO BE FIERCE. YOU HAVE MUSIC, FLYOVERS, FIREWORKS. TANKS. LOTS OF TANKS. PLUS, A SPEAK BY TRUMP HIMSELF. ME, I DON’T LIKE PARADES. FOR ME, IT’S JUST THE BACKS OF PEOPLE’S NECKS. BUT YOU… Continue Reading Gutfeld on the July 4th parade

>>♪ ♪>>HERE’S A SENTENCE I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SAY: PRESIDENT TRUMP POSTPONED A TRIP TO DENMARK BECAUSE THE PRIME MINISTER WON’T SELL HIM GREENLAND. I AM OKAY ABOUT IT. IT’S A RAINY LITTLE MONARCHY WITH 100 ISLANDS. CANCELLING A MEETING WITH DENMARK IS LIKE BLOWING OFF LUNCH WITH THE… Continue Reading Gutfeld on buying Greenland

“THE FIVE” .” FOX NEWS ALERT. PRESIDENT TRUMP NOW SAYING HE WON’T SIGN A STOPGAP SPENDING BILL WITHOUT THE CASH FOR THE WALL. WE WILL GET TO THAT BUT FOR SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT. ONCE AGAIN, DONALD TRUMP ATTACKED THE MEDIA, ACCUSING THEM OF FAKE NEWS. WAIT, I WAS HALF WRONG.… Continue Reading Gutfeld on Ocasio-Cortez’s attack on the press

[CHEERING] WHAT A TERRIBLE WEEK TO BE A NORMAL DEMOCRAT. [LAUGHTER] YOU HAVE 20 CHOICES AND NONE OF THEM MAKE ANY SENSE. THEY ARE EITHER CRAZY OR BORING. THAT IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE. FIRST CRAZY, STEAMING HOT BAG OF IT. [LAUGHTER] [SPEAKING IN SPANISH]>>THE EQUALITY ACT.>>CHANGE ARRAY… Continue Reading Gutfeld on Dem debates: Crazy and boring is no way to live

>>Greg: IN NASHVILLE, BETO O’ROURKE TOLD IMMIGRANTS THAT OUR COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON WHITE SUPREMACY, SLAVERY, AND OPPRESSION. OTHER THAN THAT, WE ARE AWESOME.>>THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON WHITE SUPREMACY. AND EVERY SINGLE INSTITUTION AND STRUCTURE THAT WE HAVE IN OUR COUNTRY STILL REFLECTS THE LEGACY OF SLAVERY AND SEGREGATION… Continue Reading Gutfeld on Beto’s blanket racist smear

♪ ♪>>Greg: ONE OF DANA’S FAVORITE SONGS. SOMETHING WEIRD IS HAPPENING IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY. I MEAN MORE THAN THE USUAL WEIRD. THIS IS A GOOD WEIRD. THE WHINY KIDS HAVE MADE SO MUCH OF A RACKET THAT THE ADULTS ARE FINALLY WAKING UP. FIRST, BET BOB JOHNSON SAYS THIS… Continue Reading Gutfeld on Democrats warning party about far-left shift

>>Greg: AOC WAS ON “60 MINUTES” LAST NIGHT. MUST BE ALL HER GREAT NEW IDEAS.>>PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO START PAYING THEIR FAIR SHARE OF TAXES. ONCE YOU GET TO THE TIPPY TOP, YOU ARE TEN MILLION DOLLARS, SOMETIMES YOU SEE TAX RATES AS HIGH AS 60 OR 70%.>>Greg:… Continue Reading Gutfeld reacts to Ocasio-Cortez’s ’60 Minutes’ interview

>>Greg: IT EXPLODED ALL OVER TWITTER. KIDS AND HATS TAUNTING A NATIVE AMERICAN MAN. NOT SO FAST. SOON AFTER, OTHER TAPES SURFACED WHERE IT APPEARS THE TEENS WERE DOING CHEERS WHEN APPROACHED BY THE DRUMMER WHO BEAT THE INSTRUMENT IN THEIR FACES. THIS WAS AFTER DIFFERENT ACTIVISTS HAD APPROACHED AND… Continue Reading Gutfeld on the MAGA teen video

WELL, THAT DIDN’T LAST LONG. ON JANUARY 1, MITT ROMNEY, A MAN SO STIFF YOU COULD IRON A SHIRT ON HIM, THAT IS THE PRESIDENT AND “THE WASHINGTON POST.” REMEMBER THAT? YOU KNOW THE DRILL. TRUMP IS RUDE. HE LACKS CHARACTER AND SO ON. COULD HAVE BEEN WRITTEN ON JANUARY… Continue Reading Gutfeld reacts to Mitt Romney’s attack on Trump

>>Greg: ANOTHER NEW VIDEO OF A MOB DRENCHING NEW YORK’S FINEST. GROUP ARMED WITH PAILS OF WATER TARGETING TO FEMALE OFFICERS. THIS INCIDENT COMING DAYS AFTER EARLIER WATER AMBUSHES IN THE CITY. IT OFFERS A LESSON IN HUMAN NATURE. IF OTHER PEOPLE SAY THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH CRIMES, THAN… Continue Reading Gutfeld on the latest watery assault on cops