SILVERWARE D SILVERWARE DRAWER AND THANKS ALL OF HIS SPOONS FOR THEIR SERVICE. IT’S ALSO THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE WORLD WORLDWIDE WEB. IN 1992, IN 1989, THERE WERE PRESCIENT PEOPLE WHO HAD AN EYE ON THE FUTURE FOR US.>>HI, I’M BOB SAGET. DANNY TANNER FROM ABC’S “FULL HOUSE”. AND I’M… Continue Reading 1989 Bob Saget Explains the World Wide Web

THE SUPER BOWL. ON MONDAY IN HOUSTON, THEY HAD MEDIA NIGHT WHERE THE REPORTERS GET TO ROAM FREE FOR A CHANCE TO CHAT WITH THE PLAYERS AND THE COACHES. MANY MAJOR JOURNALISTS WERE THERE. BUT NONE BIGGER THAN OUR VERY OWN GUILLERMO. I SAW YOU ALL OVER THE NEWS, HE… Continue Reading Guillermo at Super Bowl Media Night

AND THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR THIS ON ANOTHER NUTSO DAY HERE IN THE UNITED STATES, WHEN UKRAINES IT POURS. I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I AM SOAKIN’ WET RIGHT NOW. SO HERE’S WHAT’S GOIN’ ON. ONE DAY AFTER THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE STARTED A FORMAL IMPEACHMENT… Continue Reading When It Ukraines It Pours

I’VE GOT TO TELL YOU, I HOPE EVERYONE WAS ABLE TO RELAX THIS WEEKEND BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT HAD A VERY BUSY COUPLE OF DAYS TWEETING. THAT GUY DOES NOTHING BUT WORK. IT REALLY IS REMARKABLE. MOST NOTABLY HE TWEETED ABOUT A MEETING, A VERY HIGH-PROFILE SECRET MEETING THAT ULTIMATELY DID… Continue Reading Trump Cancels Taliban, Slams Legend & Teigen

IMPORTANT PROTEST GOT LOST BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT DECIDED TO HOLD AN IMPROMPTU PRESS CONFERENCE, AND IT WAS A SIGHT TO SEE. IT REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING YOU’D SEE BEFORE A PAY-PER-VIEW BOXING EVENT. I GUESS HE DID IT BECAUSE HE’S MAD AND WANTED TO BLOW OFF SOME STEAM. THE TONE… Continue Reading The Gist of Donald Trump’s Press Conference

THEY SHOULD HAVE A BAG AT THE GRAMMYS. NOBODY MENTIONED DONALD TRUMP AT THE GRAMMYS. I’M SURE HE HAD MIXED FEELINGS, BUT HE DID GIVE HIMSELF AN AWARD. 50% APPROVAL RATING. I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S SADDER. THE FACT THAT HALF THE COUNTRY DOESN’T LIKE HIM OR THAT HE RETWEETED THAT.… Continue Reading “No President Ever Worked Harder” Than Donald Trump

THAT’S YOU.>>MY GOD.>>Jimmy: SPEAKING OF MONSTERS, PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN — [ APPLAUSE ] AS PRESIDENTIAL AS HE CAN BE THIS WEEK, WHICH IS NOT VERY. HE WAS IN BOTH DAY TTON AND EL PASO YESTERDAY. PRESUMABLY HE WAS THERE TO GIVE COMFORT TO THOSE WHO SAVED LIVES AND THE… Continue Reading Trump Tweets Bizarre Video of Dayton & El Paso Visit

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hasan Minhaj *Cheering and clapping* Wow Thank you. Wow. Oh my god. Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the series finale of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. *laughter* Oh man. My name is Hasan Minhaj, or as i’ll be known in a few weeks, number 830287 *laughter* Who… Continue Reading Trump Destroyed by Comedian Hasan Minhaj at 2017 White House Correspondents Dinner