I’VE GOT TO TELL YOU, I HOPE EVERYONE WAS ABLE TO RELAX THIS WEEKEND BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT HAD A VERY BUSY COUPLE OF DAYS TWEETING. THAT GUY DOES NOTHING BUT WORK. IT REALLY IS REMARKABLE. MOST NOTABLY HE TWEETED ABOUT A MEETING, A VERY HIGH-PROFILE SECRET MEETING THAT ULTIMATELY DID… Continue Reading Trump Cancels Taliban, Slams Legend & Teigen

IMPORTANT PROTEST GOT LOST BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT DECIDED TO HOLD AN IMPROMPTU PRESS CONFERENCE, AND IT WAS A SIGHT TO SEE. IT REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING YOU’D SEE BEFORE A PAY-PER-VIEW BOXING EVENT. I GUESS HE DID IT BECAUSE HE’S MAD AND WANTED TO BLOW OFF SOME STEAM. THE TONE… Continue Reading The Gist of Donald Trump’s Press Conference

THEY SHOULD HAVE A BAG AT THE GRAMMYS. NOBODY MENTIONED DONALD TRUMP AT THE GRAMMYS. I’M SURE HE HAD MIXED FEELINGS, BUT HE DID GIVE HIMSELF AN AWARD. 50% APPROVAL RATING. I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S SADDER. THE FACT THAT HALF THE COUNTRY DOESN’T LIKE HIM OR THAT HE RETWEETED THAT.… Continue Reading “No President Ever Worked Harder” Than Donald Trump

THAT’S YOU.>>MY GOD.>>Jimmy: SPEAKING OF MONSTERS, PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS BEEN — [ APPLAUSE ] AS PRESIDENTIAL AS HE CAN BE THIS WEEK, WHICH IS NOT VERY. HE WAS IN BOTH DAY TTON AND EL PASO YESTERDAY. PRESUMABLY HE WAS THERE TO GIVE COMFORT TO THOSE WHO SAVED LIVES AND THE… Continue Reading Trump Tweets Bizarre Video of Dayton & El Paso Visit

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hasan Minhaj *Cheering and clapping* Wow Thank you. Wow. Oh my god. Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the series finale of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. *laughter* Oh man. My name is Hasan Minhaj, or as i’ll be known in a few weeks, number 830287 *laughter* Who… Continue Reading Trump Destroyed by Comedian Hasan Minhaj at 2017 White House Correspondents Dinner

CALORIE-FREE, TOO. THE PRESIDENT TWEETED SO MUCH THIS MORNING HIS PHONE BEGAN TO ACT AS A SPACE HEATER. HE TWEETED 11 TIMES BEFORE 10:00 A.M. HE IS MAKING PLANS TO DECLARE NATIONAL EMERGENCY ON THE BORDER. THE IDEA IS TO DECLARE AN EMERGENCY AND THEN TAKE MONEY HAS BEEN EARMARKED… Continue Reading Donald Trump is Right “A WALL is a WALL!”

FOR A FIRST DATE IT DOESN’T GET MORE ROMANTIC THAN THAT. TRUMP FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER TWEETED ABOUT STORMY DANIELS. AFTER STORMY AND HER LAWYER RELEASED A SKETCH ARTIST RENDERING OF THE THUG SHE SAYS TRIED TO SCARE HER. TRUMP RETWEETED THIS PHOTO COMPARISON THAT INSINUATED THE GUY IN… Continue Reading 3rd Grader Explains Fake News to Donald Trump