– You know, every year at the NBA finals, they hold Media Day. This is an event where all the reporters go to interview all the players. We’ve been sending Guillermo– Guillermo to media day for six years now. He’s talked to everyone. There’s Steph Curry, Dwayne Wade, Kevin Durant–… Continue Reading Guillermo vs LeBron James at 2017 NBA Media Day

Putin you’ve caused a lot of trouble in my country and I’m gonna sick our lawyers on you. Wowie Wowie… Big deal Mr. Donald Trump. I’m not afraid of you. How about we settle differences with wrestling match. If I were to wrestle you Putin I would kick your butt.… Continue Reading Latest News – Donald Trump’s Temper Blows Top Ready to Kick Butt – Putin to Wrestle Trump

-You were friends with Donald Trump before he ran for president. And then you were one of the people who predicted, based on knowing him and based on knowing how he operated that he was going to win the primary. -Key word is “was” friends. -Right, you were friends. Right,… Continue Reading Donny Deutsch Thinks New York Courts Will Take Down Donald Trump

DO WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE WAS ON HIS WAY TO WASHINGTON, BUT HE DECIDED TO BE WITH THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT HIM THERE. PLEASE WELCOME THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, DONALD TRUMP. >>THANK YOU. THANK YOU. WE ALL LOVE TRUMP, DON’T WE. WE DO. I… Continue Reading Trump’s People – SNL

♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>>GOOD EVENING. GOOD EVENING. I’M CHRIS WALLACE. AND WELCOME TO THE THIRD AND FINAL PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE. TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A LOT LIKE THE THIRD “LORD OF THE RINGS” MOVIE. YOU DON’T REALLY WANT TO WATCH, BUT HEY, YOU’VE COME THIS FAR. NOW LET’S… Continue Reading Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton Third Debate Cold Open – SNL

>>Stephen: WELL, SIR, THANKS FOR BEING HERE. IT’S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>IT’S GOOD TO BE WITH YOU AGAIN, STEPHEN.>>Stephen: HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? I HAVE BEEN FINE.>>Stephen: YOU’RE AN EXTRAORDINARY MAN. YOU’RE 93 YEARS OLD — AM I CORRECT AT 93?>>GOING ON 94, YEAH.>>Stephen: GOING ON 94, OKAY. (… Continue Reading President Jimmy Carter Is Still Praying For Donald Trump

-I’m assuming you get asked something that we get asked all the time, which is, “Does Trump make your job easier?” -Mm-hmm, yeah, which is — It’s very hard for people to understand just how viscerally upsetting that question is. -Yeah. -Because it doesn’t. It makes it harder. My wife,… Continue Reading John Oliver Is Trying to Educate Trump Through Commercials on Fox News

MEANWHILE, DONALD TRUMP DID A BIG INTERVIEW IN “THE WALL STREET JOURNAL” LAST WEEK. AND LAST WEEK, FRIDAY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. NOW THE JOURNAL PUBLISHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE INTERVIEW IN A RELATIVELY FLATTERING ARTICLE USING PHRASES LIKE MR. TRUMP HOPSCOTCHED ACROSS A VARIETY OF POLICY AND PERSONAL TOPICS.… Continue Reading Actual Trump Quotes Read By Cartoon Donald Trump

WHILE TRUMP WAITS FOR SOMEONE TO CONVERT THE MUELLER REPORT INTO A FINGER-PUPPET SHOW, HE’S KEEPING HIS THUMBS OCCUPIED, TWEETING ABOUT VERMONT SENATOR AND MAN ASKING WHAT PARTY PEOPLE SAY, BERNIE SANDERS. SANDERS DID A TOWN HALL ON MONDAY NIGHT ON FOX NEWS, WHICH LEFT TRUMP FEELING BERNED. “SO WEIRD… Continue Reading Donald Trump Calls Fox News ‘We’