WHILE TRUMP WAITS FOR SOMEONE TO CONVERT THE MUELLER REPORT INTO A FINGER-PUPPET SHOW, HE’S KEEPING HIS THUMBS OCCUPIED, TWEETING ABOUT VERMONT SENATOR AND MAN ASKING WHAT PARTY PEOPLE SAY, BERNIE SANDERS. SANDERS DID A TOWN HALL ON MONDAY NIGHT ON FOX NEWS, WHICH LEFT TRUMP FEELING BERNED. “SO WEIRD… Continue Reading Donald Trump Calls Fox News ‘We’

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WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU GUYS– YOU GUYS CHECK OUT THE INTERNET LATELY. I SAW THIS YESTERDAY. THERE’S THIS GREAT STORY ABOUT A MOTH DRINKING SLEEPING BIRD’S TEARS.>>Jon: WOW!>>Stephen: WELL, THAT’S TONIGHT’S TOP STORY. ( LAUGHTER )… Continue Reading This Is Why Trump Doesn’t Do Solo Press Conferences

MY NEXT GUEST IS A “NEW YORK TIMES” BEST-SELLING AUTHOR AND CO-HOST OF “THE VIEW.” PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE “LATE SHOW,” MEGHAN MCCAIN! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK! YOU ARE SO FUN. MY EXECUTIVE… Continue Reading Meghan McCain Didn’t Want Jared And Ivanka At Her Father’s Funeral

>>Announcer: IT’S “WEEKEND UPDATE” WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>WHAT’S UP, EVERYBODY? >>WELCOME TO “WEEKEND UPDATE.” I’M COLIN JOST. >>I’M MICHAEL CHE. WELL, COLIN, THIS WEEK WE GOT TO EXPLAIN TO OUR PARENTS WHAT A GOLDEN SHOWER IS. WELL, EXPLAIN IT TO OUR MOMS. MY… Continue Reading Weekend Update on Russia Blackmailing Donald Trump – SNL

( LAUGHTER ) THE BIGGEST TV EVENT OF THE WEEKEND WAS ALL ABOUT THE BRUTAL STRUGGLE FOR POWER AND WARRING HOUSES. OF COURSE, I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT PETE BUTTIGIEG’S FOX NEWS TOWN HALL! ( APPLAUSE ) MAYOR PETE SAT DOWN WITH CHRIS WALLACE, WHO PRESSED HIM ON HOW HE’S GOING TO… Continue Reading Trump Lambasts Fox News For Hosting Pete Buttigieg

>>Stephen: THIS WEEKEND, TRUMP ALSO WENT AFTER MSNBC HOST AND ORVILLE REDENBACHER’S DISAPPOINTED FATHER, DONNY DEUTSCH, TWEETING “LITTLE DONNY DEUTSCH, WHOSE SHOW, LIKE HIS PREVIOUS SHOEBIZ TRIES, IS A DISASTER –” SHOEBIZ? REALLY? I’VE HEARD IT’S HARD TO BREAK INTO… “SHOEBIZ.” ( LAUGHTER ) (AS OLD TIMEY PRODUCER) “I’M SORRY,… Continue Reading When Trump Doesn’t Like The News, He Interrupts It

WELCOME ONE AND ALL. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LADIES, WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DID YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I HAD A FANTASTIC ONE. YOU KNOW WHY? I DID NOT READ THE NEWS… Continue Reading Trump Was ‘Cocked And Loaded’ To Strike Iran