>>Stephen: JOHN, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, ALEX, NICE TO MEET YOU. I WAS SAYING BACKSTAGE, I CAN’T BELIEVE ALL THE YEARS I HAVE BEEN MAKING JOKES ABOUT POLITICS AND GOING TO POLITICAL THINGS I HAVEN’T MET YOU.>>I HAVE BEEN HIDING IN THE SHADOWS WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT.>>Stephen: THAT’S USUALLY… Continue Reading John Heilemann & Alex Wagner On The Media’s Coverage Of Stormy Daniels

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪>>Stephen: HEY! WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! SAY HI TO JON BATISTE AND “STAY HUMAN”! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) COME ON! YOU KNOW, FOLKS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A LITTLE EARLIER IN THE SHOW, STANDING OVER THERE, I WAS TALKING TO YOU ABOUT DONALD TRUMP’S HOSTILE RELATIONSHIP… Continue Reading Jon Stewart To The Media: It’s Time To Get Your Groove Back

WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.>>FROM “THE BIG BANG THEORY,” PLEASE WELCOME JIM PARSONS.>>Stephen: WHEN YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST SHOW IN THE WORLD, THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS. EVERYBODY STANDS IN WHEN YOU COME ON.>>SO YOU WEREN’T FIRED.>>Stephen: NO, I WASN’T, I WASN’T. UNLESS YOU KNOW SOMETHING I DON’T.>>NO, ALTHOUGH WE BOTH WORK FOR THE… Continue Reading Jim Parsons Is Trying To Absorb Liberal And Conservative Media

>>Stephen: WELL, SIR, THANKS FOR BEING HERE. IT’S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>IT’S GOOD TO BE WITH YOU AGAIN, STEPHEN.>>Stephen: HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? I HAVE BEEN FINE.>>Stephen: YOU’RE AN EXTRAORDINARY MAN. YOU’RE 93 YEARS OLD — AM I CORRECT AT 93?>>GOING ON 94, YEAH.>>Stephen: GOING ON 94, OKAY. (… Continue Reading President Jimmy Carter Is Still Praying For Donald Trump

MEANWHILE, DONALD TRUMP DID A BIG INTERVIEW IN “THE WALL STREET JOURNAL” LAST WEEK. AND LAST WEEK, FRIDAY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. NOW THE JOURNAL PUBLISHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE INTERVIEW IN A RELATIVELY FLATTERING ARTICLE USING PHRASES LIKE MR. TRUMP HOPSCOTCHED ACROSS A VARIETY OF POLICY AND PERSONAL TOPICS.… Continue Reading Actual Trump Quotes Read By Cartoon Donald Trump

WHILE TRUMP WAITS FOR SOMEONE TO CONVERT THE MUELLER REPORT INTO A FINGER-PUPPET SHOW, HE’S KEEPING HIS THUMBS OCCUPIED, TWEETING ABOUT VERMONT SENATOR AND MAN ASKING WHAT PARTY PEOPLE SAY, BERNIE SANDERS. SANDERS DID A TOWN HALL ON MONDAY NIGHT ON FOX NEWS, WHICH LEFT TRUMP FEELING BERNED. “SO WEIRD… Continue Reading Donald Trump Calls Fox News ‘We’