CM: Missing top! TERRORBLADE: Ugh, he’s not missing. He’s just left our vision for a brief moment! See? Not missing. CM: Missing top! TERRORBLADE No no no no no! Not listening! Lalalalala! ENIGMA: Winter Sorceress! We need to teleport bottom and help out sea monster guy. Use your teleport scroll… Continue Reading The DOTA 2 Reporter Ep. 45: The Turnaround

ANNOUNCER: Radiant’s bottom barracks have fallen. ENIGMA: Oh my god is this happening? Are we winning? NIGEL: I don’t know. ENIGMA: Okay let’s finish off the barracks and get mega creeps! That’ll secure the win for sure! TIDEHUNTER: Hit top tower! TERRORBLADE: Let’s go for the win! Go for the… Continue Reading The DOTA 2 Reporter Ep. 59: Grand Opening

NIGEL: Hello and welcome to a new Dota 2 report. Hope you’ve been enjoying the game. I have some downtime here as the hero I’m controlling, Phoenix, is dead. It looks as though we’re about to see in this game barracks exploding Let’s see how it turns out. TERRORILLUSION: Ah,… Continue Reading The DOTA 2 Reporter Ep. 56: Pricey Exchange

CM: Nothing like a little cooldown :3 ENIGMA: Well that was rough… Yeah, you know what you did. We can still win this game, guys. We just gotta play a little bit smarter… A little bit safer. (Crystal Maiden was just killed by Timbersaw) CM: Uuurgh>:[ ENIGMA: Thanks for that… Continue Reading The DOTA 2 Reporter Ep. 48: A Band On

NIGEL: ♪ On the first day of Frostivus Dota gave to me ♪ ♪ a courier for our team ♪ RUBICK: ♪ On the second day of Frostivus Dota gave to me ♪ ♪ Two sentry wards ♪ ♪ and a courier for our team ♪ ENIGMA: ♪ On the… Continue Reading “The 12 Days of Frostivus” – The DOTA 2 Reporter Frostivus Special

ENIGMA: Wah! WAAAaa- RUBICK: It comes down to this, Enigma. Either you die, or I do. OR we could both die! OR we could both live! ENIGNA: Oh no! Eh… Maybe… some Eidolons! Okay guys, stop that Magus! Wait, no… Attack the creep! ‘CREEP’ : Who are you calling a… Continue Reading The DOTA 2 Reporter Ep. 52: Enigma vs Rubick

CM: Ice is nice! TIDEHUNTER: You can’t hide from the tide! TERRORBLADE: Please tell me you have your blink dagger now. TIDEHUNTER: Nooope. This is cosmetic! TERRORBLADE: Alright… well… I’ll be rage pushing the top lane if anyone needs me. CM: This’ll come in handy. JUGGERNAUT: Look! I put a… Continue Reading The DOTA 2 Reporter Ep. 55: Cash for Wards

NIGEL: Hello and welcome to a new Dota 2 Report. Last time I was able to join the actual game and control one of the Dire heroes. I’m playing as Phoenix! Here, look. See? TERRORBLADE: It was nice to battle with you guys. I’m going back to my single player… Continue Reading The DOTA 2 Reporter Ep. 49: Bloody Hail

NIGEL: Hello and welcome to a new Dota 2 Report. It’s been fun as part of the Dire team so far. We had a rough fight in the middle lane. But meanwhile, Terrorblade seems to be farming just fine. ENIGMA: Hey, Terrorblade, most heroes use their Helm of the Dominator… Continue Reading The DOTA 2 Reporter Ep. 50: Grave Gravity

TERRORBLADE: And now for my next trick, the ranged barracks shall disappear! RUBICK: What was the first trick? TERRORBLADE: This! REFLECTION: I am the grrrandest magus! RUBICK: Noooooo! Look! Enigma is using Black Hole! Don’t you wnat to go steal it? REFLECTION: RrRr? Where!? RUBICK: That way! …Oh. It worked.… Continue Reading The DOTA 2 Reporter Ep. 58: Gank Squad