>>Stephen: WELL, SIR, THANKS FOR BEING HERE. IT’S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>IT’S GOOD TO BE WITH YOU AGAIN, STEPHEN.>>Stephen: HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? I HAVE BEEN FINE.>>Stephen: YOU’RE AN EXTRAORDINARY MAN. YOU’RE 93 YEARS OLD — AM I CORRECT AT 93?>>GOING ON 94, YEAH.>>Stephen: GOING ON 94, OKAY. (… Continue Reading President Jimmy Carter Is Still Praying For Donald Trump

-I’m assuming you get asked something that we get asked all the time, which is, “Does Trump make your job easier?” -Mm-hmm, yeah, which is — It’s very hard for people to understand just how viscerally upsetting that question is. -Yeah. -Because it doesn’t. It makes it harder. My wife,… Continue Reading John Oliver Is Trying to Educate Trump Through Commercials on Fox News

MEANWHILE, DONALD TRUMP DID A BIG INTERVIEW IN “THE WALL STREET JOURNAL” LAST WEEK. AND LAST WEEK, FRIDAY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. NOW THE JOURNAL PUBLISHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE INTERVIEW IN A RELATIVELY FLATTERING ARTICLE USING PHRASES LIKE MR. TRUMP HOPSCOTCHED ACROSS A VARIETY OF POLICY AND PERSONAL TOPICS.… Continue Reading Actual Trump Quotes Read By Cartoon Donald Trump

-President Trump was swept into office in part because of his supposed blue collar appeal. For example, he promised that America’s truckers would prosper under his administration. So how are they doing after three years under Trump? This is “The Check In.” [ Cheers and applause ] [ Bell dings… Continue Reading The Check In: Trump and Trucking

-The president and GOP leaders are insisting that Trump’s latest racist comments are not, in fact, racist, despite the fact that they are definitely super racist. [ Light laughter ] For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] Trump has spent the week… Continue Reading Republicans Pretend They Haven’t Seen Trump’s Racist Tweets: A Closer Look

WHILE TRUMP WAITS FOR SOMEONE TO CONVERT THE MUELLER REPORT INTO A FINGER-PUPPET SHOW, HE’S KEEPING HIS THUMBS OCCUPIED, TWEETING ABOUT VERMONT SENATOR AND MAN ASKING WHAT PARTY PEOPLE SAY, BERNIE SANDERS. SANDERS DID A TOWN HALL ON MONDAY NIGHT ON FOX NEWS, WHICH LEFT TRUMP FEELING BERNED. “SO WEIRD… Continue Reading Donald Trump Calls Fox News ‘We’

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU GUYS– YOU GUYS CHECK OUT THE INTERNET LATELY. I SAW THIS YESTERDAY. THERE’S THIS GREAT STORY ABOUT A MOTH DRINKING SLEEPING BIRD’S TEARS.>>Jon: WOW!>>Stephen: WELL, THAT’S TONIGHT’S TOP STORY. ( LAUGHTER )… Continue Reading This Is Why Trump Doesn’t Do Solo Press Conferences

MY NEXT GUEST IS A “NEW YORK TIMES” BEST-SELLING AUTHOR AND CO-HOST OF “THE VIEW.” PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE “LATE SHOW,” MEGHAN MCCAIN! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK! YOU ARE SO FUN. MY EXECUTIVE… Continue Reading Meghan McCain Didn’t Want Jared And Ivanka At Her Father’s Funeral

>>Dana: DEMOCRATS ATTEMPT TO PUBLICLY SHAME TRUMP VOTERS. HE IS CLAIMING THAT HE AND OTHERS HAVE NOW RAISED OVER $1 MILLION FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP. NO NUMBERS SHOW THE PRESIDENTS CAMPAIGN IS BEING FUNDED BY SMALL DOLLAR DONATIONS. IT IS COMING FROM DONATIONS OVER $200. THIS IS NOT STOPPING DEMOCRATS FROM… Continue Reading Trump 2020 donations surge after Dem efforts to shame supporters

( LAUGHTER ) THE BIGGEST TV EVENT OF THE WEEKEND WAS ALL ABOUT THE BRUTAL STRUGGLE FOR POWER AND WARRING HOUSES. OF COURSE, I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT PETE BUTTIGIEG’S FOX NEWS TOWN HALL! ( APPLAUSE ) MAYOR PETE SAT DOWN WITH CHRIS WALLACE, WHO PRESSED HIM ON HOW HE’S GOING TO… Continue Reading Trump Lambasts Fox News For Hosting Pete Buttigieg