>>Stephen: THIS WEEKEND,
TRUMP ALSO WENT AFTER MSNBC HOST AND ORVILLE
REDENBACHER’S DISAPPOINTED FATHER, DONNY DEUTSCH, TWEETING
“LITTLE DONNY DEUTSCH, WHOSE SHOW, LIKE HIS PREVIOUS SHOEBIZ
TRIES, IS A DISASTER –” SHOEBIZ? REALLY? I’VE HEARD IT’S HARD TO BREAK
INTO… “SHOEBIZ.” ( LAUGHTER )
(AS OLD TIMEY PRODUCER) “I’M SORRY, KID. I KNOW YOU WANNA BE A STAR, BUT
THAT’S A CROC. YOU HAVEN’T GOT A CHANCE. IN HEEL. LET ME GIVE YOU SOME WINGTIPS:
STOP LOAFERING AROUND AND FIND A NEW BALANCE. NOW, IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I GOT
AN APPOINTMENT WITH DOC MARTEN. UGH!”
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SOMETIMES YOU’VE JUST GOT TO
TAKE A VICTORY LAP, JON.>>Jon: RIGHT.>>Stephen: TRUMP IS UPSET AT
DEUTSCH BECAUSE DONNY “HAS BEEN SAYING
THAT I HAD BEEN A FRIEND OF HIS. THIS IS FALSE.” I AGREE. IT’S JUST NOT BELIEVABLE
THAT DONALD TRUMP HAS FRIENDS. ( LAUGHTER )
APPARENTLY, TRUMP WAS RESPONDING TO DEUTSCH SAYING THIS ON
SATURDAY NIGHT:>>SPEAKING OF THE TRUMP
ORGANIZATION AND BANKRUPTCY AND I’VE KNOWN TRUMP WELL FOR YEARS
AND I BELIEVE IT’S A CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE.>>STEPHEN: OKAY, THAT’S NOT
VERY NICE. ( LAUGHTER )
VERY ACCURATE. BUT NOT NICE. ( LAUGHTER )
HERE’S THE THING, THOUGH: DEUTSCH’S AUDIENCE ON MSNBC
AVERAGES LESS THAN 900,000 VIEWERS A NIGHT, WHILE TRUMP’S
TWITTER FEED CURRENTLY HAS OVER 60 MILLION FOLLOWERS. TRUMP IS JUST BOOSTING THE
SIGNAL OF DONNY’S CRITICISM. IT’S LIKE A ROCKSTAR GETTING ON
STAGE AND SAYING, (AS ROCKER) “HELLO, CLEVELAND! BEFORE WE GET ROCKING, I JUST
HEARD A GUY IN THE BATHROOM SAY THAT I’VE GOT A TRULY TINY
WEINER, AND I JUST WANT ALL 30,000 OF YOU TO KNOW THAT’S NOT
TRUE. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!”
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
CARROT IN THE THROAT. ( CLEARING THROAT )
>>Jon: I KNOW WHO THAT WAS.>>Stephen: TRUMP MUST HAVE
FELT BAD ABOUT HIS BEHAVIOR BECAUSE LATER HE
TWEETED, “I KNOW IT IS NOT AT ALL “PRESIDENTIAL” TO HIT BACK
AT THE CORRUPT MEDIA, OR PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR THE CORRUPT MEDIA,
WHEN THEY MAKE FALSE STATEMENTS ABOUT ME OR THE TRUMP
ADMINISTRATION. PROBLEM IS, IF YOU DON’T HIT
BACK, PEOPLE BELIEVE THE FAKE NEWS IS TRUE. SO WE’LL HIT BACK!”
(AS TRUMP) “AND I KNOW IT’S NOT VERY
“INTELLIGENT” TO STICK MY TONGUE IN A LIGHT SOCKET, BUT IF I
DON’T, PEOPLE MIGHT BELIEVE I KNOW NOT TO DO THAT. SO, IT’S TIME TO RIDE THE
LIGHTNING DOWN TO TONGUE TOWN.” ( LAUGHTER )
BUT TRUMP SIMPLY CAN’T RESIST. THIS MORNING, AN EXECUTIVE VICE
PRESIDENT OF THE U.S. CHAMBER OF COMMERCE WENT ON CNBC TO COME
OUT AGAINST TRUMP’S RECENT USE OF TARIFFS.>>THE WEAPONIZATION OF TARIFFS,
THE INCREASE OF THREATS ON OUR ECONOMY, ON OUR FARMERS, ON OUR
MANUFACTURE, OUR CONSUMERS, IS GOING TO HURT OUR COUNTRY. TARIFFS ARE NOT THE WAY WE WANT
TO GO.>>STEPHEN: WHAT DOES HE KNOW
( LAUGHTER ) HE’S JUST VICE PRESIDENT OF THE
NATION’S LARGEST BUSINESS ORGANIZATION, WHO IS LITERALLY
NAMED, MYRON BRILLIANT. ( LAUGHTER )
MYRON BRILLIANT.>>Jon: WOW.>>Stephen: HE MUST HAVE HAD A
TOUGH TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL. CHECK OUT MYRON BRILLIANT OVER
HERE! ( LAUGHTER )
BUT IT’S JUST A DRIVE-BY INTERVIEW WITH SOME TALKING HEAD
ON CABLE NEWS. WHO CARES? THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES.>>MR. PRESIDENT, ARE YOU… UH,
ARE YOU WITH US?>>I AM WITH YOU… HI, JOE.>>HI… UH GREAT TO HAVE YOU
ON, THANK YOU FOR CALLING IN.>>LOOK, WITHOUT TARIFFS, WE
WOULD BE CAPTIVE TO EVERY COUNTRY, AND WE HAVE BEEN FOR
MANY YEARS.>>STEPHEN: MAYBE THAT’S A VALID
POINT. MAYBE IT’S NOT. DOESN’T MEAN THE PRESIDENT
SHOULD CALL THE TV MAN. (AS TRUMP)
“HELLO, WHEEL OF FORTUNE, GIVE ME PAT SAJAK. I’M READY TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE. HAMBERDER.” ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ONCE PRESIDENT 14TH CALLER WAS
ON THE LINE, HE WAS IN NO HURRY TO GET BACK TO WORK.>>DO YOU THINK FACEBOOK AND
GOOGLE AND AMAZON, ARE THESE COMPANIES ARE TOO BIG NOW? DO YOU THINK THEY SHOULD BE
BROKEN UP?>>WELL, I CAN TELL YOU THEY
DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME. PEOPLE TALK ABOUT COLLUSION, THE
REAL COLLUSION IS BETWEEN THE DEMOCRATS AND THESE COMPANIES
BECAUSE THEY WERE SO AGAINST ME DURING MY ELECTION RUN.>>STEPHEN: (AS TRUMP)
“I’M TELLING YOU, GOOGLE HAS IT OUT FOR ME, I GOOGLED MY NAME
AND… HOLY SMOKES, THERE’S ANOTHER DONALD TRUMP OUT THERE,
WHO IS DUMB AS A BAG OF HAMMERS. ( LAUGHTER )
AND YOU GO ON GOOGLE IMAGES AND THERE ARE PICTURES OF HIM
THAT LOOK LIKE AN UNREFRIGERATED HOG CARCASS.” ( LAUGHTER )

96 thoughts on “When Trump Doesn’t Like The News, He Interrupts It”

  1. Your frickin' juvenile tweets are the clear and present example of fake snooze as well as all the reasons you need not be in the White House.

  2. for a paranoid who hates the media he sure spends a lot of time being "interviewed" by the media. trump's been a media hound his whole life. the question is why have THEY asked him his worthless opinion for the last 40 years? he's as dumb as a rock and all he ever talks about is himself. right there, when asked whether giant corps should be broken up his answer is – they hate me; boo hoo. what a dweeb. Pelosi belongs in prison right next to trump for refusing to impeach this criminal and allowing this narcistic, dolt to continue to pretend to be president!

  3. WTF is he talking about? Facebook and Youtube misinformation got the fool elected. He's just mad because they kicked the wacko, Alex Jones, off.

  4. You just make it up as you go to keep you're ass wipe base feeling good. colbert is a useless village idiot

  5. Having 60m followers is not equal to having 60m supporters! I follow trumpton, not because I support him, which I very definitely do not, but because it's disturbingly fascinating to see his thought processes in black and white, on a medium which can't really be walked back when he realises what he tweeted is ludicrously ridiculous and it's fun to go back through his tweets and see exactly where he made a complete twat of himself time after time ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. I have seen Nancy Pelosi interrupt Bernie Sanders a lot in a joint interview. Pelosi didnโ€™t get as much hate as this liberal-slanted comedian gives Trump.

  7. SQUIRREL ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ WTF
    ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Distracted?!
    Where are the Tax Returns from ๐ŸคกDRUMPF?!
    Another Law to ๐Ÿ’ฉon?! ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

    ๐Ÿ’ธ #NeverForget ๐Ÿง
    The ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Constitution

  8. Donald Jackass Trump is the only evil moron ever elected to a public office. Village idiots think he is a god.

  9. "…Dumb as a bag of Hammers…"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  10. Well, actually, I'm OK with him calling in. I would have liked to see him actually debate trade tariffs. His ignorance would have stood out nicely. At least until it simply devolved into name calling, like back in the elections.

  11. Trump is so stupid, he doesn't know he could use spell check. Most 4 or Olds know how to use it. And he is the president. Wow. Amazing.

  12. Colbert is the best with those shoe puns and the 1920's affectation in this clip, but he's a great actor in his own right! I would love to see him star in a detective noir comedy!

  13. Surely, trump has something better to be doing than watching tele? This, and the rally, say everything about the trump Presidency. trump doesn't give a damn about the day to day reality of running the Country, and there is zero chance of any trumpian legislation going through congress. All that's left is filling his day with triviality.

  14. Look at Trumpโ€™s followers on his FB Page. All supportive bot-trolls. Twitter has almost everybody bashing him.

  15. You can laugh at this idiot all you want but the main issue is you got a president of america with the intellect of 4 year old who's deciding issues effecting the whole world .. So again america ; FU for electing this imbecile ๐Ÿ˜ค

  16. I mean Steve's creative mind is awesome. I mean I know he has writers and people to help. But to be able to come up with something like that shoebiz joke and saw it how he did is crazy. He such a great talented person.

  17. actually i heard a guy talking weird and saying how small his wiener was in a public restroom..lol..this is why i dont use the facilities among other reasons at walmart..roflmao

  18. Why does Colbert debase himself merely imitating Trump for half his show, every show? He's like Trump's sidekick now.

  19. If its consider news when they report it why isn't Hillary president? the boarder crisis is real? Jessie Smollett isn't the victim? The Maga hat kid was the victim? Trump didnt collude with the Russians? Wait why do we still think we are smart enough to make decisions for millions of people when we cant acknowledge the smell of our own BS? I mean eventually you have to pull your heads from your hindends just to breathe right?

  20. IF , THE PRESIDENT๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ , HAS TIME TO DEAL WITH A TV ๐Ÿ“บ STATIONS . WHY CAN HE NO DEAL , WITH THE IMMIGRATION EMERGENCY ๐Ÿšจ .OR FINISH THE WALL .? .OR SOLVE THE IRAN ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท PROBLEM .? .."……TIRE ,OF HIS EGO .!!!!!! .2020 MAYBE , HIS END .!!!!!!!!! .

  21. I think trump should give back the four years he will waste in his first term to the US citizens, preferably in jail!

  22. Universe sure has a sense of humor. When the D-I-C comes on, the scrolls show "Beyond Meat," "Square Inc.," and "Nat. Gas."

  23. That the fact that any Trump supporters think that he's smarter than a 5th Grader blows my mind he doesn't know how to carry on a conversation he doesn't know how to spell Bali does is lie lie lie

  24. Steven, you should try to make your impression sound more angry and scary. This way Trump seem cuddly, but hes not!
    Enjoy the parade. Trump heil!

  25. Are you giving me all the winks of Trump. You know him too much. If people really want to work on star wars they have to get to Mars no more things on earth such things can be used as a humanitarian probability.

  26. Trump is not a president he's a distraction. He is the clown who people laugh at while their pockets are picked. Marjoe, the son of a grifter who would roll into towns and set up as a faith healer, a preacher, and any other kind of fake, he could pull off.
    They would take collections after a hymn or religious rant and ask for more…
    But in back, in the counting room where the 'donation' money was, their prayer was…
    "You keep the faith, we'll keep the Cash", Sounds like Trump!

  27. Didn't know about Donny Deusch response, but do now. I also believe it because Trump got so offended. Humans ignore criticism they know is not true. Only when it smacks of truth do they get upset.

  28. I believe that the majority of his Twitter followers don't actually support The Fake Pumpkin. We view his rantings as an endless source of mirth…

  29. know well in no way states any friendship anyway there are plenty of people i know well that i don't like

  30. Trump is so upset at being lampooned by the cool people that his face is turning brighter orange. Heart attack on way? I hope so.

  31. Stephen Colbert name appears on PEDOPHILE Epstein plane logs WHY !! TRUMP 2020 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

  32. There is one thing Trump can't complain about that the USA is an equal opportunity employer ,a dumbass made it to the presidency only in America !

  33. Ride the lightning into tongue town, stephen is hilarious when he rants as donald trump, every time is more brilliant than the next ๐Ÿ˜›

  34. Is nobody talking about the fact that Trump has 60 million followers? That's almost as many people who voted for him.

  35. Mc Donald is the most insecure human on earth. Not much of an ego at all. Fake it until you make it they say. Though he could never make it with an intellect so below average. Excuse me, English isn't my first language.

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